Edit Steps
- 1Buy the cheapest, most worthless seats in the entire stadium for a sporting event, concert, etc.
- 2Stand just beyond the sightline of the people who take tickets at the door/ the ticket booth.
- 3Call out "Who needs X! I got X tickets cheap!" whilst holding said tickets above your head. X= the number of tickets you have in your possession. It's best to just have 1 ticket first, so that if it doesn't work, at least you didn't waste a bunch of your money.
- 4Take the money the first idiot offers you and go buy some more tickets (and make sure the money that he/she gives you is worth more than the amount you bought the tickets for).
Edit Tips
- Always sell the tickets for more than they are really worth. If you paid $50, say it was $60-75, etc.
- Avoid people who give you looks that last longer than 7 seconds. If you see people doing that, leave. They could be cops.
- Don't take your kids with you to scalp. That's just bad parenting.
Edit Warnings
- NEVER under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES should you buy tickets from a scalper. 1, you will get ripped off every time. 2, they could be an undercover cop.
- Don't charge more than $25 over the actual value of the tickets. That's just rude.
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Last edited:
September 20, 2011 by Catspjs01
Categories:
Arts and Entertainment | Business
Recent edits by: Oliver, Tryme2, FB_1520528598 (see all)
