How to Avoid Answering the Question "Who Do You Like"
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Whether you're crushing on a classmate or you're happy being single at school, the famous "Who do you like?" question is one of the most annoying questions ever. It's also one of the worst to answer. Here is a guide on how to avoid answering.
Steps
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1Know who you're dealing with. Think about what the 'asker' is like. Is it a person that you could never trust with a secret? Is it someone who is close with your enemy? Is it someone who is highly likely to spread a rumor about anyone? If you answer 'yes' to any of these questions, do not tell that person who you like, even if you do have a crush.Ad
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2Reply with a question. Say something like, "What did you say?" or, "I'm sorry, but could you repeat for me?" right after he/she asks the question as this can annoy the asker. You may have to reply with several questions before he/she will leave you alone. Note that sometimes avoiding the question with this method does not work, but it will buy you some time to think up a response. Here's a potential conversation scenario:
- Jen: Hey, Molly, who do you like?
- Molly: Oh, what did you say?
- Jen: I said who do you like?
- Molly: I don't understand you.
- Jen: Oh my gosh, are you deaf?! I said, who do you like?!
- Molly: You're mumbling! Oh...got to go. Bye!
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3Simply say no. Just saying "I don't like anyone now" can be enough to get the asker to leave you alone. Here is an example:
- James: Bob! Dude, who do you like?
- Bob: No one.
- James: Really, dude?
- Bob: Yeah, I'm not crushing on girls. See ya.
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4Turn the tables. This method is a personal favorite for those who like to give a person a taste of their own medicine. Here is an example of a conversation:
- Lily: So Megan...who do you like?
- Megan: Nobody.
- Lily: Really? I heard you liked James.
- Megan. No, but I heard he is going to ask you out.
- Lily: What?!
- Megan: What's wrong? Don't like him?
- Lily: Eww, this is gross! I need to straighten out some things. Bye!
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5Change the subject. Talking about something else, like how cool the person's shoes are, can help, especially if one of the methods fail. Simply compliment them or ask them about something else. Here's one more conversation:
- Andy: Who do you like, Chris?
- Chris: No one.
- Andy: Come on, you can tell me!
- Chris: No one...dude! Those are the coolest pair of shoes ever!
- Andy: Aw, thanks man. I got them at the mall. Aren't they sweet or what?
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6After responding, walk away. Don't continue on the conversation. Gossip is like poison. It can hurt...a lot. So either leave, or talk to someone else.Ad
Tips
- Make eye contact and watch your body language. Any signs of nervousness will tell the asker that you're lying.
- Sound as convincing as possible.
- Be calm.
- If all else fails, tell them it is none of their business!
Warnings
- Be careful when talking to the asker. People who usually ask the "Who do you like?" question can easily manipulate the situation.
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