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Want to be a redneck? It's more than drinking beer and watching NASCAR, it's a complete lifestyle and culture! If you want to be a redneck, immerse yourself in redneck culture and be proud of who you are.

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    Wear flannel shirts, jeans, overalls, and a baseball cap. You can not go wrong with a cowboy hat either. Rednecks never really care about what clothes they wear. As long as you're willing to get deer blood and beer on your clothes, then that is the acceptable clothing you should be wearing. Cut-off sleeves earns extra points.
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    Probably the most important aspect of being a redneck is the kind of truck you drive. The bigger and louder it is, the more of a redneck you are. Great for transporting your dogs, your guns, or maybe just your wife. Only use a Chevy/GMC, Dodge, or Ford.
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    Tobacco is optional. You do NOT have to do it, but if you want to, go for it. Just remember the consequences! If you already smoke, and don't care about ruining your perfect pink lungs, only smoke the finest Marlboro Reds and Grizzly chewing tobacco. Wintergreen is another possibility, but if you can't handle it, straight or mint will do.
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    If you are over 21... A lot of rednecks drink beer, but not all of them. If you do decide to start drinking, remember that it can get you in a lot of trouble if you don't keep it under control. Choosing Budweiser or Bud Light is always a good choice. Make sure that you don't get too drunk and break a glass bottle or smash a can to your head, it can hurt you and others fairly easily.
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    NASCAR is one sporting event that no redneck can miss. What's better than seeing cars go 200mph around a circular track? The answer is nothing, except for hunting and fishing.
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    Rednecks should never worry about their hair. Rednecks are low maintenance but should never let their hair grow out. Hippies have long hair and those are one people rednecks despise.
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