This year, I was determined to win. Well, at least not place last.
This time, my research was done via WikiHow. I studied the cartoon images. Maybe seeing photos will make a difference.
I practiced on my thumb the finger maneuvers the webpage described.
Grip the teat at the top. Be firm, but don’t pull down too hard.
At Wednesday’s event at Culver’s, I drew sixth place out of 14 milkers.
Congratulations to Jessie Perrine of Brainerd, MN for successfully Milking a Cow! We’re glad our step-by-step images helped!
Learn how to Milk a Cow.
Image via Brainerd Dispatch
Be a part of all the excitement for the 2014 FIFA World Cup!
Whether you’re new to football (soccer), want to clarify the Offside rule, or you simply want to get rid of the Vuvuzela noise (or know what it is!) - we’ve got you covered!
How to World Cup
1. Follow the FIFA World Cup (TV, Online, and Bracket!).
2. Watch FIFA World Cup Online!
3. Understand Offside in Soccer (Football).
Despite being one of the shortest of the 17 Laws of football, the offside rule, Law 11, is probably the most misunderstood rule in football. It is also one that raises much controversy owing to the subjective element of the referee’s call.
4. Understand Soccer Referee Signals.
5. What is that noise?! If you wanted to join (but heed the Warnings!)… Play the Vuvuzela.
6. How to Filter the Vuvuzela Noise - yes, it’s very possible!
7. If you’re feeling inspired to try your skills with a soccer ball: How to Juggle a Soccer Ball.
Making Ramen Noodles with a Coffee Maker and Making a Grilled Cheese with an Iron are just a few ideas from how to Cook Food in a Hotel Room!
Admitting, tongue in cheek, that she used “wikiHow” to write her speech, Saskia said, “But I feel no shame about it because the truth is, we all need help sometimes.”
Closing her speech, she told her classmates, “It is inevitable that at some point in our lives we will encounter a problem without a clear-cut solution. We may find ourselves without a website, without a teacher and without a parent to consult. In situations like these, we must rely on our own knowledge, our own intuition and our own determination.”
Congratulations to the Class of 2014!
May you always approach every situation positively, as a learning opportunity with courage and strength.
And as for Saskia Keller’s Valedictorian Speech (of Provincetown, MA), we couldn’t agree more.
Thank you, from wikiHow.
Article References:
How to Deliver a Graduation Speech.
How to Write a Valedictorian Speech.
Image via Wicked Local: Provincetown
C.ash R.ules E.verything A.round M.e
But the Dollar Dollar Bill Ya’ll can be fun!
How to Have Fun With a Dollar While Keeping It
1. This Ninja Star is Money. Literally. Money.
2. Use a crisp dollar bill to give this shirt a So Fresh and So Clean Clean look.
3. Give this dollar some Heart; it also may want to change.
4. Accessorize with this Dollar Bill Finger Ring. If you want to make it flashy, make one that holds a dime!
5. Add to your Gentleman Collar: holler with this Dollar Bill Bow Tie.
6. Who says cash can’t be romantic? Make a Dollar Bill Rose.
If your living situation doesn’t provide access to an oven or bread maker, WikiHow has a step by step guide to baking tasty bread right on the stove.
Lifehacker recently featured our article on How to Bake Bread on the Stovetop!
Here are some more traditionally baked goodies that can be made without an oven! All you need is a stovetop and a fridge!
How to No Bake: Stovetop Edition!
1. No Bake Cookies - 10 Ways.
2. No Bake Cheesecake. Quick No Bake Cheesecake.
4. No Bake Chocolate Pie. No Bake Key Lime Pie. No Bake Pumpkin Pie. No Bake Sugar-Free Pumpkin Pie.
WikiHow, Free
The Red Cross’s First Aid app is comforting but lacks how-to steps for dealing with most medical emergencies. That’s where the crowd-sourced wisdom of WikiHow’s expansive know-it-all comes in. Click on the menu and scroll to Survival Kit, select among the 11 categories of potential situations—First Aid, Home Emergencies, Wilderness Survival, and so on—and then scroll through dozens and dozens of articles detailing specific steps for virtually any situation one might encounter. Granted, a painstakingly detailed 20-step CPR lesson for choking infants might be a tough read in the moment, but the info is all there for you to research beforehand, and covers a wide swath of issues.
Condé Nast Traveler published this article recently, In Case of Emergency, Download These Apps, featuring the wikiHow app as one of four suggestions!
Feel free to preview the wikiHow Survival Guide App. Otherwise, get your free download today.
Image via Condé Nast Traveler
