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The simple guide to build a Ukulele, out of a Cigar Box?!

EditSteps

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    First, google "What is a Ukulele?"
  2. 2
    Click Images.
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    Oh shit! I know what that is. Okay now to get to work. Time to get a Cigar Box.
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    If you don't already own a Cigar Box, go to your local Tobacco shop and buy an entire box of cigars. You can also do this online.
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    Got your cigar box? Great, time to get those cigars out of the box so we can build that tiny guitar, I mean Ukulele.
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    Remove the plastic from around the cigar, and now cut the tip off the end so you can inhale it. You can either use a knife or purchase a cigar cutter from your local Tobacco shop (Should've mentioned that earlier, whoops!).
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    Okay now light that puppy up. And be sure to inhale it. It'll burn faster and we have like 19 more of these to smoke before we can make that Ukulele thing.
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    Okay how many has that been? 3? God damnit. Okay.
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    Okay I see you're just about finished with that last cigar. Way to go, champ. You don't look so good, are you sure you still want to build this thing?
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    Great! You came to the right place then. Let's build this fucker!
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    Shit really man? Why do you want to build a Ukulele out of a cigar box. You're a douche. And no I don't know how to build one. I figured you'd lose interest after you realized you have to smoke 20 cigars.

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EditTips

  • Keep a positive attitude!
  • Listen to Ukulele music (?) while building, makes it easier?

EditWarnings

  • Do not eat the cigars.
  • Smoke the cigars indoors

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Categories: Ukulele | Hobbies and Crafts

Recent edits by: Reed_Armstrong

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