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Have you ever been in a situation where a desperate meth addict won't leave you alone, and you need to do something important? If so, then this is the article for you. Read on.


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EditSteps

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    Try to ignore them. If their methamphetamine-addled brains cannot detect communication coming from you, there is a good chance they will leave.
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    Tell them to leave. Preferably, in a commanding voice. Their disintegrated brains may mistake you for a deity and they may leave.
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    Warn them that you are going to call the police. If the threat of jail time(which results in the taking away of their "precious") does not scare them, try the next step.
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    Tell them to go somewhere else(e.g. across town) while you fetch their meth. The toothless meth head will most likely believe that they will receive the promised methamphetamine no matter where they go.

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EditTips

  • Dedicated meth heads appear extremely aged, and can be mistaken for elderly citizens, albeit without clothes, and extremely smelly.
  • Meth heads are extremely energetic and rather strong, especially if they have just partaken of "crystal". Do not attempt to use physical force against them.
  • Massive generalizations all throughout this however it does poke a little fun at the blatant stereotypical candidates.

EditWarnings

  • Do not attempt to touch, smell or taste the meth head, as they do not shower, brush, or change clothes regularly.
  • Never attempt to touch the meth head's paraphernalia as this will cause they will turn into an emaciated, grey-skinned, meth head version of the Hulk, and savagely attack you, resulting in serious injury.

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Categories: NFD (Accuracy) | Nominations for Deletion | Drug Addictions

Recent edits by: Savannah, Amyrose1249

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