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There are multiple reasons you may not want people to know you smoke. Honestly, honesty is the best policy- but it doesn't work for everyone.

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Steps

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    Pick a room, ie bedroom or bathroom etc.
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    Get a lock on your door, or a key. Be careful if you don't have either. It may look dodgy to your parents, for example, if their teenager is locking themselves in their room multiple times a day. If you have trouble convincing them, say you want privacy, or for when you get changed, etc.
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    Make sure you open your window, however if you live in an estate, be careful not to be seen. Don't stand with your head outside the window with a cigarette in your hand. Stand next to the window or sit under it.
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    Make sure you have lynx, if you're a boy, or some kind of deodorant or perfume if you're a girl. The smell of deodorant or perfume in your room is less suspicious than having an air freshener all the time, as you would use deodorant and perfume daily.
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    Important, make sure you have something to use as an ashtray. Something like a small box or an empty drink bottle (put it out on the lid when your finished so you don't burn through the bottle). Empty contents down the toilet or rinse the bottle down sink.
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    Don't leave cigarette butts lying around.
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    If your parents are out for the night, you can smoke in your back garden; provided you won't get caught.
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    always keep chewing gums or mints on you, it looks less dodgy then brushing your teeth multiple times a day.
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    Keep hand sanitizer in your room for the smell on your hands or else wear a glove when you smoke.
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    If your parents are smokers, you don't really have to worry about the smell as much.
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    Spray yourself as well as your room with deodorant.
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    Play music to disguise the sound of the lighter.
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    Don't smoke in the house and always put your smokes in an obvious place but where your parents don't look, like a school bag.
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    Only tell people you trust, not siblings as they could use it against you.
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    Try your best not to smoke too often at home as your parents could get suspicious.
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    To help with the smell of smoke leave a half cut apple in your room overnight it will absorb the smell of smoke.
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 Smoke without getting caught.

Tips

  • Stay out of trouble, the better you are the less suspicious they will be
  • Spray air freshener/deodorant before and after you're done
  • Put on perfume or deodorant after so you don't smell like smoke.
  • Make sure when you decide to smoke there is no way people will come into your room for no reason
  • If someone's looking at you while you have a cigarette in your hand and don't want them to see the smoke gently shake it so the smoke isn't so visible.
  • Put a towel under the door in the room you smoke in
  • Have an excuse for having a lighter on you.
  • Light incense
  • Put perfume before AND after you are done smoking.
  • Be careful
  • If you are smoking in a bedroom put a towel or blanket under the crack under the door to prevent the smell from leaking out under the door (best if dampened)
  • If you're smoking in a bedroom/bathroom, close the air vents and cover them with pillows.

Warnings

  • Delete the internet history! If your parents see you have looked up guides on how to smoke without getting caught, then what's the first thing that will pop into their head?
  • Never leave the smell in your room.
  • Smoking is bad for you, DON'T START if you're new to it, because chances are you won't stop.

Things You'll Need

  • cigarettes
  • lighter/matches
  • deodorant/perfume
  • incense
  • a window
  • something to use as an ashtray
  • To be chilled out, not paranoid.

Article Info

Categories: Smoking

In other languages:

Русский: курить, чтобы вас не застукали, Español: Cómo fumar sin que te descubran, Português: Como Fumar Sem Ser Pego

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