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Do not attempt this, unless you are willing to risk the consequences. Otherwise, enjoy your day off.

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EditSteps

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    The best, and most believable way to get off work early is this:
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    Using your cell phone, call your work phone, and pick up.
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    Turn your cell phone off as soon as you answer your work phone, otherwise you'll just waste your minutes.
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    Answer the phone as you normally would, but say "O.K." a lot, and sound really concerned, end the conversation (which should be around 2 minutes long) by saying "I'll be right over/there" or something along those lines.
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    Walk pretty quickly to your boss, and tell him/her that your mom/dad/kid/wife/husband needs you.
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    If they ask why, say desperately that you don't know, but you're really worried. start to leave, and say that you're not sure when you'll be back, but will call him/her with more details.
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EditTips

  • Act really worried
  • Tell them that you'll probably not pick up your home or cell phone, but to call if they need serious help.
  • Run out
  • Don't get detailed

EditWarnings

  • If anybody finds out, you will be in huge trouble, and may even be fired.
  • Do NOT say that somebody died!
  • Do not attempt more than once a year at the most.

EditThings You'll Need

  • 2 phones
  • a sensitive boss
  • acting skills

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