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Hate mixing with people that aren't like you? Just wish they could leave you alone? Just read this, follow the rules, they'll be gone. Simple.

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    Play loud music. Bring an iPod. Full volume. Music they should hate. If they give you dirty looks, wave and smile! They HATE it!
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    Wear band T-Shirts. Any band is good enough as long as you know they hate it. It disgusts them. When this step is in progress, NEVER zip up the jacket (if you're wearing one).
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    Speak up. If all of these fail, you must stop the muted errors and say these EXACT words. "Just go away you stupid chav."
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    Put the plan into action. Now you're ready. Follow the exact steps. Do what you usually would on a regular day. Chavs in your area must know their limits. Take your time.
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