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Rock 'n Roll isn't just a type of music; it's a lifestyle. There is nothing worse than a poser in the rock 'n roll world. Rock 'n roll isn't and shouldn't be a mere phase that you go through.

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    Find something to rebel against. There is no such thing of a true rock 'n roller with out rebellion. Though rebellion is awesome when there's a point, don't take this too far. Being a rebel does not necessarily mean breaking the law. Protests, debates, and unique style and personality can make you rebel enough. Flunking out of school is not necessary. Even Jimi Hendrix finished school and joined the army. What's better than a rocker who's intelligent enough to make music or has a good enough job to buy music? Remember, you're not a rock 'n roller if you're living in a ditch eating from a trash can with no music.
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    Realize that clothing is not important. Really, it isn't. Wear hand-me downs, cowboy boots, sandals, your Dad's old shirt, your sisters old jeans... whatever is lying around and fits decently is there for you to wear. If you really are in need of clothes, try the thrift store or go shopping but buy something durable enough to last a couple years or more.
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    Listen to rock 'n roll. This is the most important step. Older must know bands include: Led Zeppelin, KISS, Deep Purple, Thin Lizzy, The Who, Aerosmith, Queen, Guns 'n Roses, Pink Floyd, Bon Jovi, AC/DC, Van Halen, Def Leppard, Rush, The Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, and of course, the godfather of rock 'n roll, Chuck Berry. Though listening to newer acts is not required, it would be helpful to know bands such as the White Stripes, the Strokes, Wolf-mother, and the Mars Volta.
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    Realize that to be a true Rock n Roller you always have to be stoned, or drunk. Every major rockstar has died of an overdose or come close to it. Find a drug of choice and make it work for you, your lyrics will thank you.
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    Get in on the act. Play an instrument, sing, or be a roadie.
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EditTips

  • Don't do things because you read them in a "how to be a rock 'n roller" Wikihow; if you're not comfortable with the way you act or dress, you'll never be able to fully enjoy rock music.
  • Black leather jackets are way cool.
  • Basically, do things no one else does, but only do what you want to do.
  • You want everyone to like but hate you as well.
  • It's all about the attitude, and the way you carry yourself. Be confident.
  • Practice good hygiene while embracing the rocker look- no one will want to hear you sing if your smell curls their nostril hairs.
  • Don't be too nasty. Unless you're in the rock 'n roll Hall of Fame or something, most people will not put up with constant downright rudeness.

EditWarnings

  • If you can't play the guitar, don't say you can. You will be asked to play at some point.
  • Don't be fake. If you can't handle it, don't do it.
  • Drug-use is often illegal, and damaging. Though it can add to the rock n roll persona, it is not necessary. The best way to go is cigarettes, even though they can cause lung cancer.

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Categories: Urban Styles

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Español: Cómo ser un rocanrolero verdadero, Русский: быть настоящим рок н рольщиком

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