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Being Native American is a fun way to live your life.


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Steps

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    Dress like a native American. Wear animals skins and feathers. Buy Native American jewelry and get moccasins.
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    Tan your skin, try and dye your hair dark brown or black. Plait it often. Boys have it going down the back or their heads and girls have it left and right. Boys could try and grow it long.
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    Make a tribe if you really want.
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    Buy Native American jewelry. You get it in America, and the jewelry there is made by REAL Native Americans.
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    Stay outside more often. Hunt and learn to light fires. Alternatively, you can get the glow dome, where you can draw a fire with its pens.
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    Enjoy, but be respectful to Native American culture.

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Tips

  • DO NOT become overly violent.
  • Don't forget your family members and friends!
  • Make weapons like spears or bow arrows.
  • Making a tribe and battling with another tribe is a good idea,as long as no-one gets hurt, injured or even killed.

Warnings

  • Don't claim to people you're really Native American if you aren't.
  • Be very careful, for you could come to face with real danger.
  • People might think you're crazy.

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