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We all know "that guy" who picks out the m&ms. Now you can get the benefits of being that guy with no downsides. Use this simple trick to casualness your actions. SCAN, SPOT, SCOOP, SIFT, SAVOR.

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EditSteps

  1. 1
    Scan the room for overly attentive or judgmental smackers. They will pose a looming threat to your success.
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  2. 2
    Spot the most highly concentrated area of tantalizing, vibrant, primary colors that constitute your sweet, sweet target. Keep your eye on the prize.
  3. 3
    Scoop the trail mix with a swift graceful movement of a well trained hand. Channel the majestic falcon with talons poised for victory, swooping towards his prey. Remember to be wary of suspicious eyes.
  4. 4
    Sift unwanted trail mix components casually, through loosely separated fingers, being cautions to contain the m&ms in your clutches.
  5. 5
    Savor your victory. Feats such as these should not be taken lightly. Reward yourself with another crafty, successful handful.
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EditTips

  • Although the motto, "No man is left behind" is well-respected, it does not pertain in these circumstances. You have to be willing to make sacrifices in order to achieve the ultimate victory. If you drop a single m&m, LET IT GO. If significant casualties occur, severely affecting your eventual consumption of m&ms, you may drop the handful and restart from step 1.
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EditWarnings

  • Watch out for wandering eyes of jealous passerby.
  • Maintain perfect form as described by the aforementioned steps at all costs. Reverting to traditional picking and pecking of m&'s will most likely result in scornful looks, or even unwanted disciplinary measures such as banishment from the snack table.

EditThings You'll Need

  • Balance.
  • Focus.
  • Sweet Tooth.
  • Competitive Spirit.
  • Bravery.
  • Agility.
  • Precision.
  • Caution.
  • Gracious movement.

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Categories: Chocophilia

Recent edits by: Cina P., Muza, Flickety

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