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Those skinny dudes with gigantic beards look like a lumberjack Pez dispensers.
79 uudelleentwiittausta 145 suosikkiaImagine the uproar if the World Series of Poker winner said "God is good" & thanked Jesus for his victory.
34 uudelleentwiittausta 76 suosikkiaIf you leave a sporting event early & miss your team's epic comeback then you should be banned from the arena forever.
100 uudelleentwiittausta 220 suosikkiaMy take on 50 Shades of Grey thing: 100 million husbands must be boring in bed.
82 uudelleentwiittausta 224 suosikkiaDear Every School, please hire social media experts to teach kids how to ethically use technology.
271 uudelleentwiittausta 415 suosikkiaSmall but persistent regret: I didn't notice when my car's odometer flipped to 111,111.
25 uudelleentwiittausta 181 suosikkiaI'm the 7th son of a 7th son...no, I'm lying. I'm just the 3rd son of an only son.
7 uudelleentwiittausta 81 suosikkiaWe Native Americans wage humble-war on one another. "I'm more humble & traditional than you." "No, I'm the humblest."
98 uudelleentwiittausta 192 suosikkiaI feel as different from parents who send their teens to boarding school as I do from hummingbirds.
29 uudelleentwiittausta 134 suosikkiaOverheard in bookstore yesterday: "I don't go to funerals because I don't want to feed anybody's ego. Even dead people."
87 uudelleentwiittausta 182 suosikkiaWhen traveling, you can be a brusque asshole or courteous wanderer. I choose good manners.
48 uudelleentwiittausta 162 suosikkiaI always get the 7 Deadly Sins confused with The Magnificent 7.
57 uudelleentwiittausta 142 suosikkiaThe GOP just lent the Academy Awards its Black Guy Camera, the one that highlights the 3 non-white people in the audience.
51 uudelleentwiittausta 106 suosikkiaPoets don't fight over crumbs of recognition. We fight over the crumbs that have been exiled by the other crumbs.
54 uudelleentwiittausta 121 suosikkiaI am GIDDY! “@RealHughJackman: "Reading. It's fundamental." http://Instagram.com/p/x1dwxiChMl/ ”
Ethnic pride easily turns into ethnic supremacy so regularly turn that critical eye back on your own ethnic politics.
89 uudelleentwiittausta 189 suosikkia
just as n. scott momaday is the grandfather of native lit then @Sherman_Alexie is like the weird cool uncle. we need new voices.
I stand opposed to religious fundamentalism, foreign & domestic.
91 uudelleentwiittausta 188 suosikkia"When Pau Gasol woke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed..." http://ow.ly/HdVYo
7 uudelleentwiittausta 34 suosikkiaLast night, I won a Golden Globe for Best Performance by a C-List Screenwriter Sitting Jealously at Home.
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