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Some days you just feel like you can't go to a certain class, because you feel like you're going to fail it anyway, so you decide to fake cramps.

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    Before school the next morning, wake up as early as 4:00 am and go to the bathroom. Even if you don't really have to use it, flush the toilet.
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    In the morning, tell your mother you have cramps. She'll keep you home from school.
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    While eating breakfast, tell her your cramps haven't gone away yet, and she'll give you some water.
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    Ask your mother to let you have your iPad/iPhone in bed, because you're feeling a bit better.
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    Even if your mother calls your doctor, don't get worried. Although, tell her you're fine at least 2 hours after you say you're sick.
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