You clicked! You were specifically told not to click, and well, you clicked. Don't be ashamed, however. Studies show that when the human brain is told not to do something, it makes it want to do so even more. [citation needed] Crazy, but true. You know what else is crazy, but true? Here are some things I can't help but wonder about...
- Is it possible to be totally partial?
- When companies ship strofoam, what do they pack it in?
- What happens when the fire station catches on fire? I mean, who do they call?
- Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval?
- Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid somebody might clean them?
Now you're wondering, right? You never thought you'd care or anything, but here you are, thinking Yeah, those are all pretty good questions...
Well, that just shows what your brain will do to you. You know what else it will do to you? Trick you into clicking that link I told you not to click. Remember that? I do. But do you know what my brain will do to you? It'll tell you to consider this. Keep in mind that you were just tricked into clicking on that link and wasting the last minute and a half of your life reading about a variety of pointless and mind-numbing things, while you find out that- hey! This account is a scam, the joke's on you, and this site is being routed through a switchboard in the Dominican Republic, and you're being charged $19.95 per minute!
Alas, my brain goes off on its own sometimes, so that is not true in the least. For another boredum buster (aside from this page, which happens to be my own boredum buster), click here. Don't worry, it's not going to bite. It will, in fact, amuse you, and if it doesn't, I am not responsible.
Thanks for reading! There goes another minute of your life wasted on this page. But hey- no scam, no Central American switchboards, and no fee. So you're good. :)
