Awkward Girl

@AwkGrlPrblms

I'm like Cady Heron meets Taylor Swift, but without the musical talent or ex-boyfriends. awkgrlprblms@gmail.com

Joined June 2011

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  1. If you've never emailed "go tit!"! instead of "got it!" to a coworker then congratulations you're not me.

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    Happy to all my fellow guac lovers

  3. Retweeted

    IT'S ! This is it everybody. Celebrate accordingly

  4. Retweeted

    It's my favorite month.

  5. Can't wait to hit guac bottom every day this month.

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    HAPPY GUACTOBER!!!!!!!

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    YO IT IS GUACTOBER MOTHER FUCKERS

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    yo don't act like this day isn't significant

  9. I'm going on a date with a marathon-runner and I have 3 crumpled up McDonalds bags in my glove compartment.

  10. Why would I put my deodorant on at home when I could frantically apply it in the car while making eye contact with a guy in the next lane?

  11. My mom didn't post a photo of me on social media for National Daughter Day, so it's safe to assume she hates me.

  12. I feel like I tweeted this a few years ago and now I'm all confused.

  13. OMG YOU GUYS I AM AT THE CONCERT AND I CAN'T FUNCTION and whatnot.

  14. . I made you a thing I've titled "Swift Cheese" lolz please don't make this weird

  15. . Sooo, how does one go about getting a job at the Columbus Zoo? Say, for a day or two?

  16. Looks like my knight in shining armor was a burrito wrapped in tin foil.

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