Amy Renee

@amyengineer

Senior network engineer generally amused by life.

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Joined May 2008
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  1. 44 minutes ago

    Notable humor. ;)

    Musical food. No, not *that* kind, .
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    8 hours ago

    Trying to plan ahead a little better this year: Monday Lunch Tweetup at for early arrivals. Probably around 1 PM. Let me know if you’re interested. More details to follow. . Please RT.

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  3. 7 hours ago

    Yes. If anyone needs me, I’ll be huddled in the corner… ;)

    I might work on the most innovative and crazy technologies all week, but this is a little of our family collection, a lot of it is connected and works. Is this worst analog nightmare?
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    Feb 16

    There are only three kinds of people who like open plan offices: The remote workers who can avoid them, The managers who aren’t forced to sit in them, and The consultants who made a fortune recommending them.

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  5. Feb 16

    Funny because it’s true… ;)

    Daddy, do all network engineers go to heaven? For sure, kiddo. They've done their time in hell already.
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    Feb 15

    Radia Perlman told the perfect story about how engineers come up with solutions before understanding the problem: "When my son was 3, he came to me crying 'my hand! my hand!' I started kissing it. *mwah* *mwah* *mwah* 'Tell me what happened...' 'I got pee on it.'"

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  7. Feb 15

    Diagnosis accurate… 😂

    Replying to @amyengineer
    Amy, you might have a pun-blem
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  8. Feb 15

    Traffic jams are considered stuck in active, right? ;)

    figured you’d like this
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  9. Feb 15

    Anybody got an extra set of marbles, asking for a friend… ;)

    "Always lose your marbles slowly, so you always have something left to play with." -- Project management wisdom dropped today.
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    Feb 15

    Bob, our Senior Network Engineer, has been telling everyone he ran out of Prozac this week. Here to help.

    4 replies . 15 retweets 40 likes
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  11. Feb 15

    No one can confirm if the driver ever makes it to his/her destination. ;)

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    Feb 14

    My Wi-FI folks list has been updated - I'm sure there are some glaring omissions, so let me know if I missed you.

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  13. Feb 14

    The robot apocalypse may be slightly delayed…

    Skiing Robots Hilariously Fall Down and Crash During a Downhill Ski Challenge in South Korea
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    Feb 14

    How real programmers do work.

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  15. Feb 14

    Thanks! Really enjoyed doing this one awhile back. :)

    Nice interview of by
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  16. Feb 14

    Hehehehehehe… :)

    , care to comment ?
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    Feb 13

    Programmers the world round have been wondering where their pointers went

    man I had no idea you could buy this. I’ve just been using drugs and alcohol
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  18. Feb 13

    Really good series from - breaks BGP troubleshooting into understandable bits.

    Trying to solve a tough one with BGP flapping? Detective partners up to crack the case!
    2 replies . 10 retweets 18 likes
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    Feb 13
    Replying to

    It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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  20. Feb 13

    Sooooo, Mondays…

    Whatever doesn't kill you still lowers your HP so you're easier to kill next time
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