Heather Poole

@Heather_Poole

Flight attendant / Author of the New York Times bestseller CRUISING ATTITUDE: Tales of Crashpads, Crew Drama and Crazy Passengers.

35,000 feet
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Joined October 2008
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  1. 28 minutes ago

    Let's play guess the celebrity. Hint: Comedian.

    what about the shrimp to go in a doggy 'barf' bag?
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  2. 42 minutes ago

    Just shared a few crazy stories with about passengers who asked me hold their pants, help them get their bra on...

    1 retweet 4 favorites
  3. 2 hours ago

    Second to last paragraph. Adam! Is a dumb a-

    Hawaii beaches shut after 500,000-gallon sewage spill via
    1 retweet
  4. 2 hours ago

    Hell.

    Surrounded by no shoes guy and onion bagel guy.
    2 favorites
  5. 2 hours ago

    No? What about a middle seat in coach?

    Hell hath no fury whatsoever because hell is not a real thing.
    4 favorites
  6. 2 hours ago

    Everyone's a frequent flier. Only so many first class seats.

    Huffington Post: Why I'm Burning My Million-Mile AAdvantage Card
    2 favorites
  7. 2 hours ago

    Passengers...

    Passenger who wasn't allowed on plane with Cognac downed it & was then too drunk to fly
    3 retweets 5 favorites
  8. 2 hours ago

    Seriously? Seriously.

    . will soon have a new in-flight safety video. A preview, with llama.
    2 retweets
  9. 2 hours ago

    The Donkey from Shrek made fun of Donald Trump yesterday at Universal Studios. That made me perk up. Did he just? Yes he did.

    6 favorites
  10. 2 hours ago

    Not when you've been up for 5 hours already. It's always been 10:30. If there's one thing I know it's 10:30.

    I watched the McDonalds at the airport switch from breakfast to lunch and it made me sad. Lunch at 10:30 a.m.!?
    5 favorites
  11. 11 hours ago

    WTH?

    Meanwhile Eating Carpet Strictly Prohibited at Indian airports.
    3 retweets 2 favorites
  13. 18 hours ago

    Kind of weird for me to see. War of the Worlds. 747

    3:44 PM - 24 Aug 2015 · Details
    1 retweet 12 favorites
  14. 19 hours ago

    I'm scared to death of roller coasters. Doing it anyway.

    1 retweet 13 favorites
  15. 19 hours ago

    Speaking of one day, The Kid has a blog now....

    1 retweet 6 favorites
  16. 20 hours ago

    One day....

    2:19 PM - 24 Aug 2015 · Details
    2 retweets 5 favorites
  17. 21 hours ago

    I came THIS CLOSE to buying a $30 Jaws T-shirt. Then I thought screw modesty. Scare the kids.

    1 retweet 6 favorites
  18. 21 hours ago

    Here's a tip: don't wear a white T-shirt to studios. And ride the Jurassic Park water ride. And sit in the front row.

    2 retweets 20 favorites
  19. 22 hours ago

    12:09 PM - 24 Aug 2015 · Details
    1 retweet 9 favorites

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