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Subwoofing can be the most annoying thing for people around you, and who doesn't love to do that?


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Steps

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    Start by getting a system. If you drive a junker, that's okay. The more subs, the better. The more amps, the better. The goal here is to have as much bass as is possible on your budget.
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    Drive to a private parking lot. Subwoofing is illegal on public roads and in residential neighborhoods. It is not, however, in public-zoned, private owned parking lots. Grocery stores, Wal-Marts. Things like that.
  3. 3
    Subwoofing can be done while driving through the parking lot slowly or when parked. In tradition, it is best done while parked.
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    While either parked (making sure the engine is on to recharge the battery) or slowly driving, start your system out with some heavy-bass. No radio stuff, go for the underground rap with some heavy beats in it.
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    Make sure all of your mirrors are positioned correctly so that you can see if anyone is messing with your car while doing so. If asked to leave, leave. Once you are asked to leave, you must leave or you will be criminally trespassing, at which point police may confiscate your system, or worse... your car.

Tips

  • Anything under two twelve-inch subwoofers will not do a whole heck of a lot. Go for broke and get some fifteens.
  • Stop after about 30 minutes. Then, employees start to get irritated, and you've already wasted a lot of gas. Go home and do your taxes.

Warnings

  • It is illegal to have a system (in most states) on loud enough to be heard more than 35 feet (10.7 m) away. This rule applies to all vehicles on public roads.
  • Yes, loud music can damage your hearing. I figure you know that well enough to not care.

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