Fruits and Veggies

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  1. Funny thing about lima beans: Awful drivers.

  2. In 1216, Genghis Khan considered re-naming his army to the “Mangolians” because he loved citrus so much. Instead, he destroyed everything.

  3. Little known fact: Tangerines are actually just gerines left out in the sun longer.

  4. No such thing as forbidden fruit. But maybe steer clear of the apple orchard with the barbed wire fence and wild pack of guard dogs. 🍎

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    The year in review: Check out our top 10 favorite moments of 2015 →

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  6. It’s not always gonna be peaches & cream, ya know. Sometimes there will be other ingredients. Other times it’ll be just peaches. Be ready. 🍑

  7. What if a sports team was called The Bananas? That would be something man. Go bananas.

  8. If kids ever ask where baby carrots come from, be honest. They come from mommy and daddy carrots. When daddy carrot isn’t out golfing...

  9. "This is the food of a Jedi knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster, an elegant food for a more civilized age."

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  10. “The path to enlightenment is paved with vitamin C.“ -The Dalai Lemon 🍋

  11. Small potatoes today, Sith lord tomorrow.

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  12. "I'm C3-Pea-O, veggie cyborg relations."

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    1st he joins & now he's helping partner . . A true American hero

  14. Don’t make fun of a 🍑’s fuzz—it’ll probably blossom into a majestic beard once it gets out of puberty.

  15. What do you call it when peas in a pod get divorced? Split pea soup. We’ll be here all night. 🍵

  16. If grapes sit in the sun too long, they’ll turn to raisins. Keep that in mind next time you go shirt-offs at the pool. 🍇

  17. strikes again. Congrats to for winning from

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  18. Let’s take a moment of silence to remember all the bananas you left out on your counter for too long. You monster. 🍌

  19. Can you milk a coconut? Asking for a friend. 🌴

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