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When I look at my bank account pic.twitter.com/gKL9cQJulO
3:40 AM - 9 Jan 2016 · Details76 retweets 108 likes -
“Bill Gates was a drop out” Yeah but he dropped out of Harvard not 11th grade intensive reading
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Me trying to balance out my responsibilities http://vine.co/v/eEz2dJjQ1em
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Waiting for your teacher to post your final grade like.. pic.twitter.com/JBKWYMD2lA
12:40 AM - 9 Jan 2016 · Details142 retweets 224 likes
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College is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane
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It’s been “one of those days” for like three years now.
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College Logic: skip class in order to do better in another class
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I need a two hour long hug & twelve beers
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Me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have I forgotten.
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It’s the remix to ignition, college student edition, eating ramen for dinner, can’t afford my tuition
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College is fun bc one second you think you have your life together and the next you’re having a breakdown and questioning all life choices
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I basically have two moods, either lets do something spontaneous and awesome, or let’s just lay in bad all day and forget the world exists
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relax, u’ll graduate, u’ll get a job, u’ll become an adult, u’ll find someone who loves you. u have an entire life. things take time.
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college is weird bc it’s not home, but home doesn’t feel like home, but u miss whichever one you’re not at
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The most useful thing I learned in college is how to quiet my breathing so no one realizes how much I struggle walking up a flight of stairs
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I need a small loan of a million dollars
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imagine an entire room and it’s all bed no floor, just bed you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, beds still there all is bed
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