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  1. When I look at my bank account

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  2. “Bill Gates was a drop out” Yeah but he dropped out of Harvard not 11th grade intensive reading

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    Introducing our "Subtle Changes" bracelet ⚫️🌰🦁🙏

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  4. Rt

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  5. College is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane

  6. It’s been “one of those days” for like three years now.

  7. College Logic: skip class in order to do better in another class

  8. I need a two hour long hug & twelve beers

  9. Me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have I forgotten.

  10. It’s the remix to ignition, college student edition, eating ramen for dinner, can’t afford my tuition

  11. College is fun bc one second you think you have your life together and the next you’re having a breakdown and questioning all life choices

  12. I basically have two moods, either lets do something spontaneous and awesome, or let’s just lay in bad all day and forget the world exists

  13. relax, u’ll graduate, u’ll get a job, u’ll become an adult, u’ll find someone who loves you. u have an entire life. things take time.

  14. college is weird bc it’s not home, but home doesn’t feel like home, but u miss whichever one you’re not at

  15. netflix and avoid people

  16. The most useful thing I learned in college is how to quiet my breathing so no one realizes how much I struggle walking up a flight of stairs

  17. I need a small loan of a million dollars

  18. imagine an entire room and it’s all bed no floor, just bed you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, beds still there all is bed

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