Brayden Neubauer

@Braydenominator

TAMU grad. Writer at . Co-founder of . Ball of goof. I love Jesus and like to make music.

San Antonio, TX
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Joined October 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jul 15

    You ever fake a sneeze just to make sure bae still cares about you

    11 retweets 34 likes
  2. 9 minutes ago

    Anyway the point is I'm an idiot which is actually the point of most of my tweets if not all of them

    1 like
  3. 15 minutes ago

    And then somehow you spill the entire large drink in your car & all over yourself as you pull into your driveway & you aren't happy anymore

    10 likes
  4. 15 minutes ago

    And then you're ordering and think "you know what make it a large meal you earned this" and you get happier

    4 likes
  5. 16 minutes ago

    You know when you have a long night of work and you tell yourself "get some fast food on the way home you deserve it" and you get happy

    4 likes
  6. 4 hours ago

    When you have a 🔥 tweet but remember your boss follows you on Twitter.

    When you have a 🔥 tweet but remember your boss follows you on...
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    6,261 retweets 8,277 likes
  7. 10 hours ago

    Sounds about right

    James Harden spent a Drew League game shouting at a heckler and contesting his own teammates’ shot.
    1 like
  8. Aug 15

    . Apologize.

    40,671 retweets 63,928 likes
  9. Aug 15

    Tim Duncan had one of the best seasons ever in getting his second championship.

    4 retweets 3 likes
  10. Aug 14

    im the opposite of usain bolt and youre the opposite of katie ledecky we are the anti-olympians

    I was on swim team in 9th grade and only one time the coach asked if I wanted to go to the meet and I said no thank you
    6 likes
  11. Aug 14

    This is not a sentence.

    by getting elected President will go down in
    18 retweets 105 likes
  12. Aug 14

    when success isn't only defined by motivational posters

    1,726 retweets 2,073 likes
  13. Aug 14

    I ran track in 7th grade and would intentionally run slow in practice so they wouldn't send me to the meets I'm the opposite of usain bolt

    2 retweets 24 likes
  14. Aug 14

    310 retweets 306 likes
  15. Aug 14

    Don't try to help people who don't want to be helped

    2 retweets 12 likes
  16. Aug 14

    Serbia's Olympic coach praises the Spurs

    1 retweet 1 like
  17. Aug 11

    NO GOOGLE I MEANT THIS

    59,015 retweets 80,350 likes
  18. Aug 13

    This is my grandpa protecting this garage sale/America

    7 likes
  19. Aug 13

    Duncan passes on personal invitation from POTUS to go to Rio

    2 retweets 7 likes
  20. Aug 12

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  21. Aug 12

    Katie Ledecky is so comfortable in the water her name should be Katie LeDUCKY hahaha follow me for more olympjc jokes

    8 retweets 44 likes

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