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The voice of the people. Sorry, people.

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Joined February 2010
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  1. 2 hours ago

    It’s almost February and I’m still writing “Tilda Swinton” on my checks.

    303 retweets 1,331 likes
  2. Jan 27

    I just Google Imaged “Get My Corncob on the Down-Low” and got this:

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    10:21 a.m. - 27 Jan 2016 · Details
    508 retweets 2,230 likes
  3. Jan 26

    Okay, who wants my VHS copy of "Can't Stop the Music" for $15,000?

    132 retweets 1,032 likes
  4. Jan 26

    Watch the full episode of now to see exactly how much I stick out on a military base.

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    105 retweets 532 likes
  5. Jan 25

    I couldn't film my flight to Qatar with , so this 100%-accurate animation will have to do.

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    145 retweets 559 likes
  6. Jan 25

    Tonight's is dedicated to the brave men and women of Al Udeid Air Base who put up with my nonsense.

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  7. Jan 25

    I like to consider myself the Stephen King of people who've never written a novel.

    1,014 retweets 3,317 likes
  8. Jan 24

    😉😘🌵🚽👍🏽. Am I doing this right? Trying to say, “Running late.”

    427 retweets 2,151 likes
  9. Jan 23

    I did a DNA test and it turns out I'm 98% Irish, 2% pool noodle.

    1,042 retweets 5,612 likes
  10. Jan 22

    If the internet ever does become self-aware it’s going to be the smartest perv in the world.

    936 retweets 2,965 likes
  11. Jan 21

    I hate shopping at the Depression Store because they never have my sighs.

    2,094 retweets 5,239 likes
  12. Jan 20

    Watch my visit to Al Udeid Air Base with on Monday 1/25 on .

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    6:29 p.m. - 20 Jan 2016 · Details
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  13. Jan 20

    I lived a real-life version of “The Revenant,” except instead of getting mauled by a bear, it was a Girl Scout whom I gave inexact change to

    1,160 retweets 4,388 likes
  14. Jan 19

    I guess it's safe to say Trump is a fan of "Dance Moms"?

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    10:17 a.m. - 19 Jan 2016 · Details
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  15. Jan 18

    There’s nothing like your wife not winning the Powerball and watching her unpack her suitcase.

    2,219 retweets 7,009 likes
  16. Jan 17

    Feeling very snubbed to be the only white person not nominated for an Academy Award.

    2,182 retweets 7,522 likes
  17. Jan 15

    Westerly kids have to stick together. Stay strong, Dorian, we are all thinking of you!

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    5:50 p.m. - 15 Jan 2016 · Details
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  18. Jan 15

    Wonder why our office spends over $3 mill a year on paper?

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    11:42 a.m. - 15 Jan 2016 · Details
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  19. Jan 14

    Just got offered a job as a permanent “before photo” model!

    1,195 retweets 4,433 likes
  20. Jan 13

    Only the best for my oozing sores:

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    9:33 a.m. - 13 Jan 2016 · Details
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