Beejoli Shah

@beejoli

Indian Carly Simon, prodigal daughter, small human living inside 's brain. Reporter for some places you've read and many you have not. Bylines ↓

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Joined January 2009
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  2. 14 hours ago

    Remember when Doc Rivers dropped 8.2 million on a house in the hills? That's some regrettable hubris

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  3. 14 hours ago

    Lol clippers

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  4. Dec 21

    Did you do this

    Fred Durst said he might buy a house in occupied Crimea, so Kiev banned him from going to Ukraine for 5 years.
  5. Dec 20

    Learned the hard way that "Indian girl bangs" wasn't the right search term to find out if brunettes with thick wavy hair can pull off fringe

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  6. Dec 19

    Okay high school reunion, we're doing this

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    8:14 PM - 19 Dec 2015 · Details
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  7. Dec 19

    What's the German word for when you don't really want to go to your HS reunion but you're doing it so you can be performative on Twitter?

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  8. Dec 19

    My therapist thinks I should manage my expectations of men better which is why I shaved my legs but NOT my nipple hair before my HS reunion

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  9. Dec 19

    Someone please remind me that my high school reunion is NOT the place to try wearing a crop top for the first time

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  10. Dec 19

    Okay but you KNOW guys are gonna be using this line to describe their dicks in like 5 minutes

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    Recently discovered titanosaur is so huge, it barely fits into a museum:
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  12. Dec 19

    Someone loan me Star Wars DVDs please where are you

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  13. Dec 19

    Who's running Star Wars marketing? Martin Shkreli?

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  14. Dec 19

    I don't care how good you think Star Wars is, it should not cost $75 + parking to watch the three originals plus the Force Awakens

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  15. Dec 19

    Did a sequel that knew it was going to smash basically every box office record REALLY need to charge $20 a stream to catch up on the first 3

  16. Dec 19

    What's funny to me, , is that by Indian-American standards of beauty, I remember so much mockery here for Kareena being "fat" in K3G

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  17. Dec 19

    . on Bollywood, body image, and years of sari top stomach gaslighting is, as always, excellent:

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  18. Dec 18

    Thought this was Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes, will now never rest until they have the Star Wars wedding we deserve

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  19. Dec 18

    Look at that fuckin headline though. I've had 🔥🔥🔥 takes since October 10, 2003.

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  20. Dec 18

    Thought the first piece of journalism I ever published was soccer coverage. Turns out it was a John Mayer review.

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    1:32 PM - 18 Dec 2015 · Details
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  21. Dec 18

    "You don't drop Tina Fey." - , the best little drug dealer in Long Island

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    12:06 PM - 18 Dec 2015 · Details
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