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  1. Sep 24

    GOP Candidates Fiercely Divided Over How Much Voltage Border Wall Should Be Electrified With

    10:33 AM - 24 Sep 2015 · Details
    770 retweets 971 favorites
  2. Sep 22

    Voters Look On In Horror As 3 New Republican Candidates Appear In Place Of Scott Walker

    12:20 PM - 22 Sep 2015 · Details
    460 retweets 600 favorites
  3. Sep 18

    Extension Cord On Stage Steals Spotlight From Jeb Bush During Campaign Rally

    10:48 AM - 18 Sep 2015 · Details
    441 retweets 713 favorites
  4. Sep 17

    Republican National Committee chairman Priebus

    11:49 AM - 17 Sep 2015 · Details
    120 retweets 241 favorites
  5. Sep 17

    Top Snake Handler Leaves Sinking Huckabee Campaign

    7:57 AM - 17 Sep 2015 · Details
    405 retweets 594 favorites
  6. Sep 16

    Jeb Bush Preparing For Debate By Yelling Policy Proposals Into Room Full Of Barking Dogs

    900 retweets 1,153 favorites
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    Sep 16

    GOP Debate Stage Manager Pulls Ladies’ Podium Out Of Storage For Carly Fiorina

    1:53 PM - 16 Sep 2015 · Details
    408 retweets 689 favorites
  8. Sep 16

    Campaign Staffers Making Progress Conditioning Hillary Clinton To Replicate Emotions

    1:44 PM - 16 Sep 2015 · Details
    46 retweets 73 favorites
  9. Sep 11

    FEC Implements One-Year Break Between All Presidential Terms As Reprieve For Weary Nation

    10:01 AM - 11 Sep 2015 · Details
    97 retweets 181 favorites
  10. Sep 3

    Frenzied Trump Supporters Admit They’d Be Just As Happy Tearing Him To Pieces

    10:18 AM - 3 Sep 2015 · Details
    197 retweets 299 favorites
  11. Aug 31

    Santorum Nostalgic For Time When Beliefs Were Outlandish Enough To Make Headlines

    11:38 AM - 31 Aug 2015 · Details
    366 retweets 559 favorites
  12. Aug 27

    Scott Walker Watches Candidates Emerge Shaken From GOP’s Female Experience Simulator

    11:46 AM - 27 Aug 2015 · Details
    417 retweets 567 favorites
  13. Aug 26

    "Since it’s only me, I can just eat while I drive."

    8:39 AM - 26 Aug 2015 · Details
    240 retweets 474 favorites
  14. Aug 25

    How Trump Continues To Lead The Polls

    12:00 PM - 25 Aug 2015 · Details
    194 retweets 177 favorites
  15. Aug 24

    Out-Of-Control Scott Walker Injured After Wildly Careening Between Stances On Immigration

    12:28 PM - 24 Aug 2015 · Details
    384 retweets 599 favorites
  16. Aug 24

    "What he says is what he believes."

    11:44 AM - 24 Aug 2015 · Details
    690 retweets 723 favorites
  17. Aug 21

    Relieved Scott Walker Narrowly Avoids Acknowledging Immigrants’ Humanity During Speech

    10:45 AM - 21 Aug 2015 · Details
    308 retweets 458 favorites
  18. Aug 21

    Lindsey Graham Can’t Believe He Left CD With Campaign Song At Red Roof Inn

    7:02 AM - 21 Aug 2015 · Details
    141 retweets 309 favorites
  19. Aug 17

    Hillary Clinton Assured Drop In Polls Just Indication People Haven’t Abandoned Ideals Yet

    12:10 PM - 17 Aug 2015 · Details
    200 retweets 267 favorites
  20. Aug 14

    Huckabee Campaign Suspended After Candidate Trapped In Briar Patch

    11:31 AM - 14 Aug 2015 · Details
    334 retweets 547 favorites

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