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@pattonoswalt

Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.

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Geregistreerd in mei 2010
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  1. 4 uur geleden

    Michelle McNamara, Writer and Wife of Patton Oswalt, Dies at 46

    16:55 - 22 apr. 2016 · Details
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  2. 22 apr.

    Here's what's new on Netflix this weekend, including 's new stand-up special.

    21:04 - 21 apr. 2016 · Details
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  3. 21 apr.

    There will never, EVER, be a replacement for Prince. God knows I tried.

    12:41 - 21 apr. 2016 · Details
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  4. 21 apr.

    Dear : Let Willie Nelson do the Prince tribute and Lady Gaga do the Merle Haggard one. Not joking. Show how universal they were.

    1.470 retweets 4.842 vind-ik-leuks
  5. 21 apr.

    "Prince died? Welp, guess it's up to me now." -- Jimmy Buffett, probably.

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  6. 21 apr.

    Any purple, misty manifestations spotted over Lake Minnetonka?

    461 retweets 2.057 vind-ik-leuks
  7. 1 nov. 2014

    Prince will steal your girl, then steal her clothes, then steal someone else's girl in your girl's clothes.

    10.108 retweets 11.975 vind-ik-leuks
  8. 21 apr.

    "Mick Jagger should fold up his penis and go home." -- Robert Christgau reviewing "Dirty Mind" in 1980

    339 retweets 824 vind-ik-leuks
  9. 21 apr.

    "Damn, and he can dance?" - Mozart on Prince

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  10. 21 apr.

    Grim Reaper: I'm so sorry... Prince: It's all right. Grim Reaper (singing): I never meant to cause you any trouble... Prince: (laughs) 💜

    2.889 retweets 6.503 vind-ik-leuks
  11. 21 apr.

    talked to about the internet, politics, stand-up and some other fun stuff

    09:37 - 21 apr. 2016 · Details
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  12. 21 apr.

    This was a REALLY fun interview. Thanks, Melinda!

    . is as enjoyable a lunch companion as you would imagine. Wish I would have gone 4x longer on this.
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  13. 21 apr.

    I can't nope can't do this anymore I should've run off with that p.a. on Justified. Brad would NEVER pull this shit

    BOUT TO TURN THIS BAR MITZVAH INTO A BRA MITZVAH! (begins unbuttoning shirt as security guards close in)
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  14. 21 apr.

    You are RUINING this bar mitzvah the Leipzigs are staring at us SHUT THE FUCK UP.

    MR PATRON OSWALT I AM JUST FINE GIVE ME MY GLASS YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIF
    17 retweets 186 vind-ik-leuks
  15. 21 apr.

    Oh goddamit Erin, no. NO. Give me the glass, you're not finishing that scotch. Go wait in the car.

    Pornography isn't a "public health crisis," Utah; if anything it's a PUBIC health cri
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  16. 21 apr.

    Becoming a comedy star the Ted Cruz way: Have nothing but awful open mic sets, then hope you'll be made host of the Tonight Show anyway.

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  17. 21 apr.

    Cybil Sheperd: You were the "love interest". Do you ever think you would've liked Travis better if he took you to rom com like Notting Hill?

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  18. 21 apr.

    Question: Albert Brooks, you were a comedian! Was it hard to be in a movie that was serious without cracking up all the time?

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  19. 21 apr.

    Question: ( to Harvey Keitel) Harvey, you were the "bad guy" in the movie. Was that undershirt part of a three pack or individually bought?

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  20. 21 apr.

    Next question for Jodie: Jodie, this was the "role of a lifetime". Were you nervous to be standing on 3rd and 13th in your unmentionables?

    14 retweets 85 vind-ik-leuks

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