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  1. 20 hours ago

    I'm writing a children's book in "all caps" so people know to yell.

    5,978 retweets 23,461 likes
  2. May 12

    Very important announcement courtesy of and the Xmen squad-

    7:07 AM - 12 May 2016 · Details
    25,581 retweets 33,345 likes
  3. May 11

    We should probably never do this again.

    I faceswapped with a pic of from that one ep of xfiles he was in and it's amazing
    1,637 retweets 9,198 likes
  4. May 10

    Couldn't help it

    9:11 PM - 10 May 2016 · Details
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  5. May 11

    It only takes one click to thank world leaders for signing the :

    3:00 AM - 11 May 2016 · Details
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  6. May 11

    The documentary on The National Parks. Utterly riveting.

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    6:08 AM - 11 May 2016 · Details
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  7. May 10

    Oh NOW we’re being honest? Well FYI, I faked the first 71 orgasms.

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    Thx for breaking our 4th wall U should prolly get tested 😘🍆
    2,930 retweets 10,281 likes
  8. May 10

    Today! Today! On DVD and Blu-ray!

    5:20 AM - 10 May 2016 · Details
    10,663 retweets 24,647 likes
  9. May 9

    🚛俺ちゃんのアドトラックが走行開始❗ "世界に1台”の俺ちゃん巨大トラックが完成❗　お披露目には元横綱の曙ちゃんも来てくれたぜ❗　東京、名古屋、大阪を縦断するので、見かけたら写真を撮って を付けてツイートしてくれ❗

    3:54 AM - 9 May 2016 · Details
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  10. May 8

    Happy Mother's Day, Mom. Painfully, you gave birth 468 weeks late. I was 9. We were both so happy to be free.

    2:21 PM - 8 May 2016 · Details
    19,909 retweets 84,247 likes
  11. May 8

    I remain, -- but Civil War was so fucking good. Crisp high fives all around.

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    3:11 AM - 8 May 2016 · Details
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  12. May 7

    Tens of thousands displaced by Fort McMurray Fire. Gov't is matching all donations to: 🇨🇦

    , and
    12:53 PM - 7 May 2016 · Details
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  13. May 6

    Ryan Reynolds and the team really reunited for that erectile dysfunction ad spoof

    4:00 PM - 6 May 2016 · Details
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  14. May 6

    When somebody starts a sentence, "with all due respect..." it's almost guaranteed they're about to say something shitty.

    19,167 retweets 40,469 likes
  15. May 6

    Rest well, Connor "Bubba" McGrath.

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    3:45 AM - 6 May 2016 · Details
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  16. May 5

    My brother used the word, "fleek" in a sentence, and I had trouble listening to the rest of our relationship.

    15,953 retweets 53,065 likes
  17. May 5

    Don't let age, Mother Nature or groin trauma tell you what to do.

    6:45 AM - 5 May 2016 · Details
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  18. May 4

    Remember, I was named Ryan long before it never became cool.

    6,001 retweets 26,276 likes
  20. May 4

    History really is biography. I wish I could my entire childhood.

    565 retweets 4,437 likes
  21. May 3

    Tip: It's important parents take little "time outs" for themselves too. Even if you feel pretty guilty when you return 14 years later.

    18,500 retweets 52,850 likes
  22. May 2

    . on the red carpet wearing a custom caped gown

    6:38 PM - 2 May 2016 · Details
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  23. May 2

    Thanks, but I didn't actually say any of this. And Santa Claus IS real. I saw Mommy kissing her.

    Ryan Reynolds is truly something else
    16,755 retweets 33,286 likes
  24. May 2

    Like all teenagers, I went on hundreds of dates. With The Bible. She'll be fine!

    As a father with a daughter I have to ask, any plans on how you'll handle your daughter and dating when she's a teen?
    5,849 retweets 20,850 likes
  25. Apr 27

    Towel, sir?

    No5 Bathroom. extras...
    504 retweets 3,141 likes
  26. Apr 27

    No5 Bathroom. extras...

    609 retweets 4,485 likes
  28. Apr 26

    Nobody kicked more ass than Lt. Ellen Ripley. Celebrate with

    12:13 PM - 26 Apr 2016 · Details
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  29. Apr 26

    Grab your box of tissues... And let's go home.

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    7:43 AM - 26 Apr 2016 · Details
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  30. Apr 24

    Thank god, they've found a way to legislate fun.

    Utah Theater Faces $25,000 Fine For Showing Deadpool With Beer
    4,271 retweets 15,977 likes
  31. Apr 22

    Huge day for our Great Green Spinning Chunk of Awesome. Thank you world leaders for taking .

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    11:41 AM - 22 Apr 2016 · Details
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  32. Apr 22

    This doesn't usually happen to me.

    7:49 AM - 22 Apr 2016 · Details
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  33. Apr 20

    These features are as special as it gets.

    6:00 AM - 20 Apr 2016 · Details
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  34. Apr 18

    Thank you . 4 more Canadians on the list and you'd have the whole damn country.

    Why is easily one of the most stylish men alive
    1,749 retweets 9,995 likes
  35. Apr 16

    My daughter just sneezed into my yawning mouth. Seemed really fucking pleased with herself. Joke's on her. She'll have to bury me someday.

    88,916 retweets 180,184 likes
  36. Apr 15

    matters. Gordon's the 50 millionth tree & planted.

    5:49 AM - 15 Apr 2016 · Details
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  37. Apr 14

    Fox Confirms "Deadpool' Sequel in Progress With , Director Tim Miller

    10:29 AM - 14 Apr 2016 · Details
    5,365 retweets 11,728 likes
  38. Apr 13

    My hands are still growing back, but I'll be damned if I can't take care of my friend,

    5:07 PM - 13 Apr 2016 · Details
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  39. Apr 10

    Thank you for an unforgettable night. Don't care what the doctors say... These two incredibly heavy trophies make gorgeous earrings.

    6,198 retweets 31,135 likes
  40. Apr 10

    And the winner for Best Comedic Performance is... ! 💥

    1,603 retweets 5,762 likes
  41. Apr 1

    If you're gonna see Deadpool a 3rd time, let me know when and where. Not asking for me. For my twin brother, Donald.

    Just seen Deadpool for the second time , fucking love this shit !! 😎
    39,356 retweets 72,768 likes
  42. Apr 1

    I'm coming… on Blu-ray MAY 10. Also, non-existent special edition VHS and LaserDisc, 19 years ago.

    2:51 AM - 1 Apr 2016 · Details
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  43. Mar 23

    The DEADPOOL movie and Ep 9, Season 2 of are the best, messiest, most brutal & most fun superhero movies you'll get this year.

    1,620 retweets 7,167 likes
  44. Mar 17

    I adore the St. Patrick's Day tradition of fighting your whole family on the front lawn after sundown.

    13,246 retweets 40,461 likes
  45. Mar 11

    Happy everybody.

    2:10 PM - 11 Mar 2016 · Details
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  46. Mar 11

    When opened, Ryan Reynolds was just 39 years & 4 months old. Today? He's 39 and a half.

    8:09 AM - 11 Mar 2016 · Details
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  47. Mar 11

    Fortunate to meet PM at the White House, to explain my hilarious plan to "take" Alaska.

    6:40 AM - 11 Mar 2016 · Details
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  48. Mar 11

    When opened, Peyton Manning was an active NFL QB.

    6:17 AM - 11 Mar 2016 · Details
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  49. Mar 10

    Happy ! Everyone going to see Deadpool on 3/12 raise your creepy baby hand.

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    9:22 AM - 10 Mar 2016 · Details
    5,113 retweets 19,041 likes
  50. Mar 6

    The pen is mightier than the sword. Also, parking a car in someone's living room sends a pretty damn clear message too.

    16,533 retweets 42,224 likes

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