@ibid78 ತಡೆಹಿಡಿಯಲಾಗಿದೆ

ನೀವು ಖಚಿತವಾಗಿಯೂ ಈ ಟ್ವೀಟ್‌ಗಳನ್ನು ನೋಡಲು ಬಯಸುವಿರಾ? ಟ್ವೀಟ್‌ಗಳನ್ನು ನೋಡುವುದು @ibid78 ಅವರನ್ನು ತಡೆತೆರವುಗೊಳಿಸುವುದಿಲ್ಲ.

  1. ಮರುಟ್ವೀಟಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ

    i love starting embarrassing rumors about celebs. Jennifer Lawrence? Kissed me at a party. Chris Pratt? Also kissed me at a party.

  2. ಮರುಟ್ವೀಟಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ

    my favorite thing about being a pet owner is watching my cat lick her asshole then lick the cream cheese off my bagel

  3. ಮರುಟ್ವೀಟಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ

    donald trumps full name is donald duck trumpet

  4. ಮರುಟ್ವೀಟಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ

    [Christmas 12:15am] Mrs. Claus: Shouldn't you have left by now? Santa: [throwing couch cushions] WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY KEYS

  5. ಮರುಟ್ವೀಟಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ

    Giddy up Jinglehorse, pick up your fee- Jinglehorse: I'M AN ABOMINATION

  6. [me] is this not the weirdest election cycle you've ever seen? [stranger right next to me] how about you pee in your own urinal?

  7. "I'm just saying that the ewoks would've eventually overrun Endor without birth control" -sir we're closed "But this is 7-11" -you should go

  8. [him] when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me [I grab him by the collar] TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS HALF-YOU/HALF-ME ASS ABOMINATION

  9. ibid ಹಿಂಬಾಲಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ , , ಮತ್ತು
    • @huntigula

      I like to party.

    • @punmagnate

      Obligated to RT your best and worst wordplay. They're probably the same thing. Team . avi by &

  10. [interviewer] under weaknesses u wrote spatial awareness. Explain [me so close our noses touch & my breath fogs his glasses] where to begin

  11. ಮರುಟ್ವೀಟಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ

    I'd like to buy this EXTRA SMALL condom please. "Sir, that is a sleeping bag" *winks at cashier continually until she finishes her shift*

  12. ಮರುಟ್ವೀಟಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ

    The person that named the eggplant probably isn't allowed to name things anymore.

  13. ಮರುಟ್ವೀಟಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ

    "Ugh! Dave is coming to dinner" "Wait, Dave Jones or Dave who impersonates police cars?" [long silence] [hears faint sirens in the distance]

  14. ಮರುಟ್ವೀಟಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ

    2% milk?! then what's the other 98%!! *alarms sound at the White House* Mr. Prezdent we've got another Brain Man "sound our most Sex agent"

  15. ಮರುಟ್ವೀಟಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ

    My new band, Red, White & Bro, is so fucking America. We all play the gun: fucking gunfire for forty-five minutes. It's beautiful, man.

  16. Hey letter B in the word 'subtle'. I see you there, putting in work, making it all meta in shit. You do you.

  17. This is your captain speaking. Don't panic but it looks like we've lost a wing. So look under ur seats did I mention this is a buffalo wing

  18. [cutting my spaghetti with a knife] I am my parents' least favorite child

  19. ಮರುಟ್ವೀಟಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ

    I'm just a mall Santa, standing in front of a mall Santa, behind another mall Santa, doubting the wisdom of this mall Santa human centipede

  20. ಮರುಟ್ವೀಟಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ

    Me: I gained 10lbs on this medicine Doctor: sorry Me: but my ass and boobs are huge now Doctor: so we're cool right

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