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Comic. Denim. Terminator. Host of available now on & iTunes

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined May 2009
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  1. 18 minutes ago

    I'm actually ashamed of myself for saying this. What I meant was: thanks to Hillary Rodham Clinton I'm crying in a 7-11.

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  2. 41 minutes ago

    Thanks to Barack Obama I'm crying in a 7-11.

    4 retweets 79 likes
  3. 6 hours ago

    Ghostbuster types in this month's Elle Women in Comedy issue!

    5:45 AM - 9 Jun 2016 · Details
    36 retweets 236 likes
  4. 12 hours ago

    I called my wife to tell her about the cold cuts. She said "I'm so sorry."

    1 retweet 68 likes
  5. 12 hours ago

    This is the exact response I wanted.

    This Is Just to Say I have thrown out the cuts that were in the brown bag Excuse you they were so grody so warm and so bleh
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  6. 13 hours ago

    I put the cold cuts in the hall. They are in a little gift bag. They are warm and sweaty. It's a terrible gift.

    2 retweets 70 likes
  7. 13 hours ago

    It's cold cuts. I saw a little wet bag in the corner and it's full of a wad of cold cuts.

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    3 retweets 38 likes
  8. 13 hours ago

    There is a small brown paper bag of meat in my hotel room. Please tell me what to do.

    3 retweets 60 likes
  9. 19 hours ago

    Laura taught us how to work the red carpet & we were like very good at it.

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    4:28 PM - 8 Jun 2016 · Details
    10 retweets 237 likes
  10. Jun 8

    (And what if it's actually one person who is all these things.)

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    2 retweets 83 likes
  11. Jun 8

    "Here's the first LGBT president! And this president is a woman of color. And this president is Muslim." PRACTICING FOR THE FUTURE

    32 retweets 220 likes
  12. Jun 8

    Ur girl Cammy is in the July issue of . Half smile realness.

    8:04 AM - 8 Jun 2016 · Details
    1 retweet 90 likes
  13. Jun 7

    Tonight someone asked me "what's a fashion trend you don't understand" & I said "dresses."

    40 retweets 217 likes
  14. Jun 7

    Pretty excited our last male president is Barack Obama. I like the guy.

    120 retweets 819 likes
  15. Jun 7

    Who run for president? Girls. (Ok, women but still.)

    48 retweets 215 likes
  16. Jun 7

    Night wife.

    7:50 PM - 7 Jun 2016 · Details
    132 likes
  17. Jun 7

    I put it like it was a little word bubble.

    10:46 AM - 7 Jun 2016 · Details
    5 retweets 160 likes
  18. Jun 7

    Or as I like to call it, Very Planned Parenthood.

    12 retweets 93 likes
  19. Jun 6

    Congrats 's Comics to Watch :

    3:25 PM - 6 Jun 2016 · Details
    14 retweets 118 likes
  20. Jun 6

    Sweethearts, I will repeat myself: asking for more women in politics isn't and can never be sexism.

    10:17 AM - 6 Jun 2016 · Details
    142 retweets 568 likes

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