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@PFTompkins

SPONTANEANATION / Bojack Horseman / Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ // Snapchat: PFTompkins

HOLLYWOOD, U.S.A.
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Joined November 2008
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  1. 5 hours ago

    I get VERY specific fan mail.

    I love and my dad is dead. I'm like your #1 fan.
    11 retweets 199 likes
  2. 8 hours ago

    The Pod F. Tompkast archives are still available right where we left them.

    any chance of pod f tompkast archives on howl.fm?
    1 retweet 89 likes
  3. 9 hours ago

    Onstage this week: more

    , , and 7 others
    3:40 PM - 14 Jun 2016 · Details
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  4. 13 hours ago

    If you live in LA, consider joining & me tonight 8PM at . We would love community.

    15 retweets 110 likes
  5. Jun 13

    Follow this link to shows in NYC!

    New Beyond Belief from our FINAL REGULAR SHOW, New Zealand 15 Plus: 7/23 NY tix now on sale!
    5 retweets 30 likes
  6. Jun 13

    My best prank is when I tell hundreds of people "Soapdish is on!" & they go screaming down a narrow stairway only to find Soapdish is NOT on

    11 retweets 100 likes
  7. Jun 13

    See a live taping in LA for FREE! This week there's & more! Reserve here:

    16 retweets 72 likes
  8. Jun 13

    Every horse I draw looks like an uncooked pot roast with a rat's face.

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    19 retweets 130 likes
  9. Jun 13

    NEW VID: Cantina Band

    1:00 AM - 13 Jun 2016 · Details
    10 retweets 57 likes
  10. Jun 12

    @redfabbr LORD Andrew Lloyd Webberi

    6 retweets 114 likes
  11. May 24

    I will stare ANY dog right in the eye! I don't care, big or small, not too big tho

    59 retweets 292 likes
  12. Jun 11

    To be fair, there's really no other way to convey that Roy Rogers is being renamed Hardee's.

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  13. Jun 11

    I'm drunk and between courses at a wedding in New York City-- if I don't like your Instagram post you should take it as a PERSONAL ATTACK

    41 retweets 370 likes
  14. Jun 11

    This is one of the oddest things I've ever seen. Beyond just the Gillian Anderson angle.

    When Gillian Anderson advertised Hardee's
    79 retweets 252 likes
  15. Jun 7

    If you haven't heard latest session, it's here: ; w/ Robert Ellis here June 11!!

    1:20 PM - 7 Jun 2016 · Details
    7 retweets 27 likes
  16. Jun 11

    Sometimes when I think about how there are slits in your skin so your eyeballs can see out, I get woozy.

    65 retweets 309 likes
  17. Jun 11

    Shoutout to all my homegirl only children with low key misogynist dads. 💅🔑✊

    16 retweets 121 likes
  18. Jun 11 Toronto, Ontario

    Just saw a Mountie's horse bump a blind man who then said sorry to the horse and it's the early frontrunner for Most Canadian Thing Of 2016.

    426 retweets 1,107 likes
  19. Jun 11

    How many times do you think Shelley Long has said "COOL BEANS" to a young person this morning?

    14 retweets 118 likes
  20. Jun 10 Cleveland, OH

    I know I'm late to this but Cyndi Lauper's boyfriend really overreacts to her new haircut in the 1983 video for Time after Time.

    646 retweets 2,392 likes

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