Camille Fournier

@skamille

Senior Thinker and Raconteur. Once and future C*O. Wishes she were tireless, mostly just tired. ZooKeeper, distributed systems dharma, dysfunctional programming

Joined March 2009

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    Decided to do a version of a classic blog post, but for managers: Engineering Management for Young Bloods.

  2. Can Google PLEASE acquire some sort of property that does great human-generated updates because no one else can index but they have no game

  3. I will heartily thank the person that tracks down this necklace esp if they find out that it's NOT Moschino pre-fall

  4. 🚨 🚨 COOL JOB ALERT: I'm hiring a full-stack dev to work with me building tech to support sexual assault survivors 🚨 🚨

  5. Also props to for helping me set up the repo, and for the hookup! Just getting started:

  6. Wow. I'm gonna go on a limb and say that there are too many overlapping projects here. What in the world.

  7. Are you a hiring manager at an inclusive company with openings for remote mobile engineers? My DMs are open - please say hi.

  8. Friends in the media! We’re doing a press conference at about 12:30 ET in our Slack in the -the-record channel

  9. Lazy Twitter: how do you get Right-to-Left text (for Farsi, Arabic, etc.) to work on Github? Please tell <3

  10. This guy is dressed like he walked into every store in an outlet mall and said "I'll take one of each"

  11. Nothing says “de-escalation” like cops in riot gear using an LRAD on non-violent, unarmed protesters.

  12. I live in an apartment building that spans a city block and I am at HIGH RISK of being caught as a Pokemon creep lurking at neighbors doors

  13. “oh you said consistent hashing? I thought you said consistent CRASHING”

  14. Boy I would like to have some distributed systems words with the Pokemon Go devs because they keep losing my shit due to their bugs

  15. Yuck I somehow managed to buy both bad cheese and bad crackers this is what happens when you try to shop and pokemon at the same time kids

  16. If you want to play Pokemon go in downtown Manhattan I definitely recommend doing it before 10am on a Sunday when everyone is still asleep

  17. DAFUQ??? RT Doing an interview and suddenly she is arrests

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  18. While taxes for rich are cut, police are shaking down black citizens to make up budget shortfalls by

  19. Ramsey Orta, who Filmed Eric Garner’s Death, to Serve 4 Years in Jail

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