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@MaraWilson

Childhood ruiner, retweet curator. Now appearing in your clickbait. Pre-order my book WHERE AM I NOW? here:

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Joined October 2011
Born on July 24
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Aug 9

    Where Am I Now? Book tour info HERE!

    49 retweets 392 likes
  2. 4 hours ago

    watched Matilda recently and thought what you were doing lately. Saw your book was coming out. Perfect timing.

    1 retweet 53 likes
  3. 6 hours ago

    Today I saw a hearse at Starbucks. Showing up late to your OWN funeral with Starbucks has got to be the biggest power move.

    399 retweets 1,096 likes
  4. 9 hours ago

    Get on my level

    Get on my level
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    500 retweets 951 likes
  5. Aug 26

    "Lock, Stock and

    539 retweets 1,613 likes
  6. 6 hours ago

    Is "Hold on to your butts, ladies and germs!" The funniest joke you've ever heard (I wrote this joke btw)

    14 retweets 32 likes
  7. Aug 30

    If you enjoy always carrying things and the faintest everpresent hint of vomit, you should consider having children

    79 retweets 301 likes
  8. Aug 31

    We're at breakfast & this dude in scrubs is drinking a Bloody Mary. Hopefully he just finished a night shift

    22 retweets 288 likes
  9. Aug 30

    Any time a guy introduces himself as Brad, say, "what kind of name is BREAD?"

    247 retweets 681 likes
  10. 6 hours ago

    And as a reminder, you can preorder my book here:

    7 retweets 26 likes
  11. 6 hours ago

    I am so honored to have my book featured here! Thanks, !

    10 retweets 120 likes
  12. 6 hours ago

    I find this very disrespectful. Everybody knows the Revolutionary War was fought to stop people putting mayonnaise on everything

    14 retweets 115 likes
  13. 10 hours ago

    .'s WHERE AM I NOW? is one of 's "15 books you have to read in September"!

    27 retweets 105 likes
  14. 6 hours ago

    Upon revisiting I am starting to think the Revolutionary War was fought so we could stop pretending orange and chocolate go together

    63 retweets 366 likes
  15. 11 hours ago

    True Facts: was the guest on 's first live show. Check it out here:

    An excellent human being who wrote a very good book and whose hair looks amazing in People magazine:
    5 retweets 9 likes
  16. 16 hours ago

    Twelve days away! AAAAH!

    .'s 'Where Am I Now?' book launch on 9/13 at WILL sell out, so grab those tickets!
    6 retweets 50 likes
  17. 16 hours ago

    love snapchat's new "arguing about neoliberalism & the future of Labour for fourteen hours a day on twitter" filter!

    109 retweets 452 likes
  18. 16 hours ago

    WIFE: Don't go into the ball pit with the kids. You always lose your keys. ME: *already in the ball pit* You're not going to believe this.

    1,009 retweets 2,491 likes
  19. 16 hours ago

    Clinton: "Trump's a racist!" GOP: "No he's not!" Trump campaign: "No he's not!" Trump surrogates: "No he's not!" Trump: YES I AM

    737 retweets 1,749 likes
  20. Aug 6

    Ma'am please stop calling 911

    3,121 retweets 7,802 likes
  21. 17 hours ago

    Good way to deal with harassment in general, like 's .

    A French Middle Eastern woman illustrates one way to deal with harassment of others
    293 retweets 470 likes

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