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@ambermruffin

Writer at Late Night With Seth Meyers and Detroiters. Second City Mainstage, iO and Boom Chicago alum.

New York
Joined March 2012
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    17 Nov 2015

    I imagine a large part of being a baby is having to put up with people's bad breath and not being able to say anything about it.

    126 retweets 401 likes
  2. Jun 19

    You're all spelling "calves" wrong.

    3 retweets 34 likes
  3. Jun 19

    Watched the OJ documentary with my husband. Now he may be TOO woke.

    36 retweets 268 likes
  4. Jun 17

    An app that lets you slap the couples you're watching in House Hunters.

    8 retweets 35 likes
  5. Jun 16

    We have our show dates for Out of Bounds Comedy Festival! September 3 & 4th at 7pm!

    2 retweets 1 like
  6. Jun 16

    The return of Jokes Seth Can't Tell starring and

    7:48 AM - 16 Jun 2016 · Details
    43 retweets 188 likes
  7. Jun 15

    A great edition of Jokes Seth Can't Tell tonight! and SWM .

    3 retweets 22 likes
  8. Jun 12

    I don't need to open the envelope. I'm Barbara fucking Streisand.

    3 retweets 18 likes
  9. Jun 12

    You're welcome, !

    8:10 PM - 12 Jun 2016 · Details
    17 likes
  10. Jun 12

    I'm a good human being til I'm walking down the street and someone tries to pass me. Then I'm a petty, vindictive asshole.

    5 likes
  11. Jun 11

    When a black guy calls a black guy "brother", it's nice. When a white guy calls a white guy "brother" it's terrifying.

    2 retweets 29 likes
  12. Jun 10

    Had no idea I was this great until I started listening to Formation on repeat.

    2 retweets 10 likes
  13. Jun 9

    Does "arguably" mean "isn't?"

    1 retweet 7 likes
  14. Jun 9

    Conner O'Malley, the new king of weird

    8:00 AM - 9 Jun 2016 · Details
    9 retweets 77 likes
  15. Jun 8

    Headliners and are bringing KING OF KONG: A MUSICAL PARODY to Austin for OoB 2016!

    4:01 PM - 8 Jun 2016 · Details
    4 retweets 12 likes
  16. Jun 7

    Gotta love

    1:45 PM - 7 Jun 2016 · Details
    5 retweets 19 likes
  17. Jun 5

    I like that thinks I have the ability to remember a character who was in one episode 4 years ago.

    68 retweets 216 likes
  18. Jun 5

    I'm more impressed by someone having a washer and dryer than I am with their having an Olympic gold medal.

    2 retweets 30 likes
  19. Jun 4

    I found out one of my friends doesn't like Hamilton. Am I... Am I supposed to kill him?

    61 retweets 274 likes
  20. Jun 3

    Never forget when Ali tried to protect us from the trash ass beatles

    10:00 PM - 3 Jun 2016 · Details
    8,947 retweets 14,845 likes
  21. May 31

    The article you posted on Facebook was dumb and preachy. The article *I* posted on Facebook was helpful and enlightening.

    4 retweets 29 likes

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