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Damned Slime-Man
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@danslimmon

Damned Slime-Man

@danslimmon

Into: linguistics, indie music, queueing theory, science, history, dogs, TNG. DevOps for @Exosite. Opinions expressed here are not necessarily those of anyone

Joined November 2008
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    Damned Slime-Man ‏@danslimmon Sep 30

    My new hobby: finding incomprehensible diagrams on office whiteboards and adding alarming conclusions to thempic.twitter.com/7RAzBF0kYh

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    • James Lowe David Green Andy Warburton 👾 Martin Maciaszek Arijea Virtual zaavieq putra Laurie Poulsen Tarun Jain
    10:03 am - 30 Sep 2016
    8,760 retweets 15,774 likes
    1. 𐄥Chris Messina𐄮 ‏@chrismessina Sep 30

      @danslimmon @ANoffsinger start a Tumblr

      0 retweets 10 likes
      1. Margo Stern ‏@wordstern Sep 30

        @danslimmon @jrc_collins honestly the funniest thing I have seen in recent memory. stealing.

        0 retweets 23 likes
      2. John Collins ‏@jrc_collins Sep 30

        @wordstern I've done it a few times but not nearly as epicly as the examples from @danslimmon.

        1 retweet 8 likes
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      4. Margo Stern ‏@wordstern Sep 30

        @jrc_collins @danslimmon the potential is so great. the power almost too much to handle. I can't wait to get started.

        0 retweets 15 likes
      1. Justin Stach ‏@juter Oct 1

        @danslimmon @samuelcrosland Try leaving entirely made up re-org charts up on whiteboards for maximum shenanigans/panic.

        2 retweets 12 likes
      2.  🔥 🔥 🐶 ☕ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᶠᶦⁿᵉ ‏@orvtech Oct 1

        @juter @danslimmon @samuelcrosland move ENG under the Sales org

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      1. Will Jessop ‏@will_j Sep 30

        @danslimmon @bitsweat This needs to be it’s own twitter account…

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      1. Tim Peebles ‏@TimPeebles Sep 30

        @danslimmon @BrowningMachine i think back over my career and realize i've missed so many ...opportunities! #MakeUpForLostTime

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      2. TexitMachine ‏@BrowningMachine Sep 30

        @TimPeebles All those boards covered in pseudo-code and architecture diagrams at work...going to have a field day Monday. @danslimmon

        0 retweets 6 likes
    2.  🎃 🐙 brx-thulhu  🐙 🎃 ‏@brx0 Sep 30

      .@danslimmon I do this too. "IBM Mainframe" is a great addition to any whiteboard diagram.

      1 retweet 14 likes
    3. Mike Brittain ‏@mikebrittain Sep 30

      @danslimmon I have a similar hobby which involves spotting cylinders drawn on whiteboards and always adding: <-- Oracle ?!?!

      3 retweets 14 likes
      1. cacharbe ‏@cacharbe Oct 1 Holmen, WI

        @danslimmon @fivemanjob damn, I have 3 awesome ones on my phone but they have client-identifying info on them. consultants make the best art

        0 retweets 2 likes
      2. Butch Roy ‏@fivemanjob Oct 1

        @cacharbe - not as much fun if some pour soul doesn’t get to wander by and see them on the board, tho.

        0 retweets 2 likes
      3. cacharbe ‏@cacharbe Oct 1

        @fivemanjob true.

        0 retweets 1 like
    4. Frode Odegard ‏@Odegard Sep 30

      @danslimmon @naval This officially wins the Internet today. Epic :)

      0 retweets 6 likes
    5. Matt Torbin ‏@pennsylfornia Sep 30

      @danslimmon @TryCatchHCF I SERIOUSLY need to get into this hobby.

      0 retweets 6 likes
    6. Barrie Seppings ‏@BarrieSeppings Sep 30

      @danslimmon If I may join the party:http://strategic-abandonment-blog.tumblr.com/ 

      5 retweets 6 likes
    7. Dieter Plaetinck ‏@Dieter_be Sep 30

      @danslimmon fun and funny !

      1 retweet 6 likes
    8. Mike  💵 ‏@chiangku Oct 1

      @danslimmon @c_nich Been doing this for years on the sly. Glad other people are doing this too. 😂

      0 retweets 3 likes

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