Molly Goldberg

@shortchick7

If you ask WebMD, I'm pregnant and dying. If you ask me, I'm healthy and ready to take on the world!

Joined February 2013

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Nov 25

    Can I get myself to England this summer just on etsy profits? Dunno, you'll have to buy some earrings from me and find out 😁

  2. 8 hours ago

    My mom called it "a children's book for adults" so I'm now Carrie Bradshaw *bows*

  3. 9 hours ago
  4. Nov 27

    They make baseball hats for dogs. I'm crying 😂😭😍

  5. Nov 27

    I really related to Elio in Call Me By Your Name because he spent a good amount of time in one scene trying to climb Armie Hammer, and I too would like to climb Armie Hammer

  6. Nov 27
    Replying to

    Just sold another pair of earrings because they love in Maryland 🙌🏻🙌🏻

  7. Nov 26
    Replying to

    Also, I think it's a good sign that I'm trying to make enough money to go to England and the first sale I make is earrings of an English person 😁😁

  8. Nov 26

    Shoutout to the Adele lover that just bought earrings from me ❤️❤️

  9. Nov 26

    The hot guy from work, that quit the day after training me, is in the audience of the show I'm seeing right now. Crazy stuff

  10. Nov 26

    There are a select few train conductors that sing which stations are coming up, and I love those select few

  11. Nov 26

    Level of petty: the women ranking weddings on Four Weddings

  12. Nov 25

    Btw, here's a sneak peek at some of the power house people I've most recently turned into earrings

  13. Nov 25

    Just restocked my Etsy page! Looking for a quirky Hanukkah or Christmas gift? Check it out!

  14. Nov 25

    Happy birthday ! I hope you're having a lovely day today! :)

  15. Retweeted
    Nov 24

    Hail the hypnodoge

  16. Nov 24
  17. Retweeted
    Nov 23

    Happy thanksgiving to this woman only

  18. Nov 24

    Just bought socks for New Years before Hanukkah, this must be how Christians feel about Christmas

  19. Retweeted
    Nov 24

    Saddened to wake up to the news that Malia Obama held secret meetings with Russians and subverted our democracy.

  20. Nov 24

    Saw two movies this week: Lady Bird and Call Me by Your Name. Both with , both beautiful even if he wasn't in them.

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