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@maureenjohnson

Please please buy my books so we can buy this haunted clown motel.

New York City
maureenjohnsonbooks.com
Joined June 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    27 Jun 2016

    I AM ON A SHORT HIATUS FINISHING TRULY DEVIOUS. HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME AND . LEAVE A MESSAGE. BEEEEP.

    50 replies . 144 retweets 3,444 likes
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    2h

    Oh my god the New Yorker found JARED KUSHNER'S HARVARD ADMISSIONS ESSAY:

    191 replies . 1,186 retweets 4,162 likes
  3. 1h

    This beautiful senior golden retriever's owner passed away and she needs a home. Do you have a home for Nina?

    **Courtesy post, please share! Please help NINA find a home ASAP! Sadly, Nina's owner was hospitalized and...
    13 retweets 14 likes
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    2h

    Today is the day to find your new best friend. We’re open from 11:30 to 7 & our animals are ready for forever homes— adopt today!

    2 replies . 63 retweets 85 likes
  5. 2h

    Me confronting my Monday to-do list.

    1 reply . 1 retweet 43 likes
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    3h

    . says NY will sue if Trump repeals DACA. 40k in NY state could be deported.

    4 replies . 57 retweets 85 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Sep 3

    Some advice to : Don’t mess with our neighbors. .

    94 replies . 1,317 retweets 1,266 likes
  8. 19h

    This ebook is $1.99 for a LITTLE BIT MORE TIME. but not much. So you can snag it now IF YOU WANT NO PRESSURE.

    Have you read the globe-trotting adventure 13 LITTLE BLUE ✉️S by ? Get the e-book for only $1.99!
    8 replies . 17 retweets 62 likes
  9. 19h

    Sing it with me:

    2 retweets 11 likes
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    Sep 3

    We need volunteers today at our Houston warehouse to distribute supplies, head down to 1180 W Loop N Houston & ask for Mitch

    12 replies . 548 retweets 521 likes
  11. 20h

    It's that time of the summer when I start panic-pounding all the watermelon I can get. *unhinges jaw*

    6 replies . 11 retweets 173 likes
  12. 20h

    Good to see the return of that Grey Poupon commercial.

    6 replies . 17 retweets 126 likes
  13. 22h

    16. Moonrascals 17. A quick set of horses and a clear night 18. The power from that skull 19. Jenkins! 20. Good editing software

    11. A mug of gravy 12. Friendship 13. An actual ship, a useful one 14. Doritos 15. A nice quiet space to work covered in plastic sheeting
    1 reply . 8 retweets 81 likes
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    11. A mug of gravy 12. Friendship 13. An actual ship, a useful one 14. Doritos 15. A nice quiet space to work covered in plastic sheeting

    7. A talking dog 8. Just another day or two to work on it 9. A decent shovel 10. Some fingers
    5 replies . 12 retweets 118 likes
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    7. A talking dog 8. Just another day or two to work on it 9. A decent shovel 10. Some fingers

    3. A pledge of your devotion, notarized 4. Clippings of your hair in a sterile container 5. A reliable alibi 6. A nice pen maybe
    3 replies . 7 retweets 107 likes
  16. 22h

    3. A pledge of your devotion, notarized 4. Clippings of your hair in a sterile container 5. A reliable alibi 6. A nice pen maybe

    What authors want: 1) reviews 2) to know who your favorite character is and why in detail. Bullet point or essay format are both fine.
    7 replies . 27 retweets 254 likes
  17. 22h

    hello

    9 replies . 13 retweets 190 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Sep 2

    False. In America, the zip code of a person's birth can predict educational attainment and life expectancy with a high degree of accuracy.

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    In our country, the condition of your birth does not determine the outcome of your life. This is what makes America so great.
    1,131 replies . 44,307 retweets 89,710 likes
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    Sep 3

    Have a plan for your pets 🐶🐱 in case you need to evacuate quickly. More pet tips:

    Search online today for local pet friendly evacuation locations
    1 reply . 86 retweets 74 likes
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    Sep 3

    Volunteers needed. 5:30 AM at the CV Community Center @ Honolulu & Dunsmore. A lot of firemen will come off the mountain to eat.

    1 reply . 50 retweets 97 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Sep 2

    This whole thread is right.

    White moderates are the folks who looked the other way when Nazis started passing decrees against their Jewish neighbors
    1 reply . 84 retweets 153 likes

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