Scott Johnson

@scottjohnson

Cartoonist, podcaster, dork.

A very strange place.
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Joined February 2007
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  1. 13 hours ago

    A side-by-side look at Obama's reaction and Trump's...

    7,363 retweets 9,285 likes
  2. 36 minutes ago

    Kids are making me watch the finale of Scrubs for the first time. Sad to see it go, even though it already went. Like 6 years ago.

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  3. 3 hours ago

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  4. 3 hours ago

    Thinking all these cabinet choices might mean ANYONE can get all kinds of jobs they have no qualifications for. Gynecology, here I come!

    4 retweets 40 likes
  5. 4 hours ago

    This passage from Caliban's War describes a lot of my professional life. :)

    4 retweets 30 likes
  6. 22 hours ago

    To kill Castro, the CIA finally turned to the world's most relentless killer: 2016.

    2,150 retweets 3,106 likes
  7. 9 hours ago

    These don't look familiar at all.

    7 retweets 41 likes
  8. 10 hours ago

    If my stomach virus is like WoW expansions, then I think I might finally be heading to Pandaria today. Cataclysm was yesterday.

    1 retweet 67 likes
  9. 24 hours ago

    I've got an uncle in Nigeria who needs to talk to her.

    Trump’s deputy director of the NSA thinks Rudy Giuliani is on Twitter as “” :(
    47 retweets 112 likes
  10. Nov 25

    Maybe it's just because I feel like wet garbage today, but Avasarala (from The Expanse novels) might be my favorite character ever.

    29 likes
  11. Nov 25

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  12. Nov 25

    the cnn airing porn story is based on one tweet from a now-locked account with 76 followers, if you’re interested in how fake news spreads

    692 retweets 1,031 likes
  13. Nov 25

    Been down hardcore since 4am with the stomach bug Kim had. Just the way I wanted to spend my Friday. :(

    18 likes
  14. Nov 24

    Burned off turkey playing Hitman. Only eliminated 47 calories. Hehe. Get it? Goodnight. 🌙

    40 likes
  15. Nov 24

    If you're going Black Friday shopping tomorrow, be a decent human being & turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights

    56,750 retweets 81,466 likes
  16. Nov 24

    "Friday, Friday, gotta get dumb on Friday..."

    18 likes
  17. Nov 24

    Man. Marlon Brando was a good lookin dude in the day.

    4 retweets 39 likes
  18. Nov 24

    I owe him $5

    4 retweets 21 likes
  19. Nov 24

    I'm 6'4". This my nephew, Ethan. He is a giant person.

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