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@PFTompkins

SPONTANEANATION / Bojack Horseman / Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ // Snapchat: PFTompkins

HOLLYWOOD, U.S.A.
paulftompkins.com
Gått med november 2008
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  1. för 5 timmar sedan

    I voted for this and I do not regret it!

    voters, I did a standup special last year called CRYING AND DRIVING that you may & might vote for! For your consideration, like.
    1 retweet 59 gillanden
  2. för 5 timmar sedan

    voters, I did a standup special last year called CRYING AND DRIVING that you may & might vote for! For your consideration, like.

    27 retweets 224 gillanden
  3. för 8 timmar sedan

    I love those Dyson airblade bc I hate wasting paper & I'm an immortal w/plenty of time to stand around in airport men's rooms.

    45 retweets 306 gillanden
  4. för 9 timmar sedan

    I'm not an avid reader of food magazines, but if Toast On A Paper Towel Monthly ever comes out, you bet I'd like a subscription.

    146 retweets 589 gillanden
  5. för 10 timmar sedan

    "She was a human being he saw only as a prize" The Ain't Too Proud to Neg trailer debuts TONIGHT on !

    och
    10:44 - 24 juni 2016 · Detaljer
    99 retweets 182 gillanden
  6. för 13 timmar sedan

    I'm innocent

    Police blotter: mannequins stolen: Two mannequins have been stolen from a downtown business.
    1 916 retweets 3 390 gillanden
  7. för 13 timmar sedan

    MAJOR props to the flight attendant on this flight who began his spiel, "Well folks, once we slip the surly bonds of Earth..."

    78 retweets 829 gillanden
  8. för 13 timmar sedan

    ALSO: WIVES

    We have ALL the types of guests tonight at 11 on . Like , , &
    55 gillanden
  9. för 14 timmar sedan

    Still a chance for Britain to invoke and get back in.

    134 retweets 335 gillanden
  10. för 22 timmar sedan

    really feel like this wouldn’t have happened if there were a british version of john oliver

    759 retweets 1 875 gillanden
  11. för 23 timmar sedan

    All we've got left is the head and the reproductive organs

    22:20 - 23 juni 2016 · Detaljer
    89 retweets 161 gillanden
  12. för 24 timmar sedan

    GEORGE: Welp! They did it! They Brexited! JERRY: They Brexited? GEORGE: THEY BREXITED, JERRY! JERRY: They Brexited. GEORGE: BREXIT!!

    1 365 retweets 2 685 gillanden
  13. 23 juni

    CAN SOMEONE ELSE FIX THE LOGO ON THE SHORTS

    Thank u
    1 retweet 38 gillanden
  14. 22 juni

    Is this the title of a West Wing episode? cc:

    What do we think about Dracula's dick?
    17 retweets 156 gillanden
  15. 22 juni

    Emmy voters, don't be like Dean Rosedragon -- please consider

    11:35 - 22 juni 2016 · Detaljer
    7 retweets 29 gillanden
  16. 22 juni

    Go out and bechieve it today!

    11:29 - 22 juni 2016 · Detaljer
    4 retweets 33 gillanden
  17. 22 juni

    I just laughed at jazz like in that joke & I don't care who knows it

    4 retweets 79 gillanden
  18. 22 juni

    I am NOT on the show. I just want the punters to roll in.

    I am hosting Big Wenerei at from 8PM tonight! RT if you are on the show and we'll have the punters rolling in 😎
    6 retweets 58 gillanden
  19. 22 juni

    Women have been using the faster men's room line in Broadway theatres since the original run of Abie's Irish Rose.

    This country has lost its mind.
    64 retweets 242 gillanden
  20. 22 juni

    .'s going to be on this Fri. No spoilees for his character but we can say it'll be a great TIME, at the very hour of 11P.

    16 retweets 170 gillanden

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