NOT A WOLF

ITS MY BOOK’S ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY YOU CAN FIND IT WHEREVER YOU GET BOOKS PEOPLE HAVE SAID SOME VERY NICE STUFF ABOUT IT IT WOULD BE SO COOL TO CELEBRATE THE ONE YEAR MARK WITH A LIL SALES BOOSThttps://twitter.com/ItsDanSheehan/status/1473335032882380802 …

JUST CHECKING IN SINCE THIS THREAD IS LIKE FOUR YEARS OLD, DID THIS WORK? ARE THE DOGS GONE?

AWWW MY CHILD DID HER FIRST LONG DRAG OF A CIGARETTE FOLLOWED BY A BELEAGUERED SIGH TODAY

SIPHON WHAT HAPPINESS YOU CAN FROM THE WORLD LIKE A LAMPREY LATCHED ONTO THE RAPIDLY SINKING CORPSE OF A WHALE DESCEND INTO THE BLACK WITH A BLOOD SOAKED SMILE EAGER TO SEE WHAT UNRECOGNIZABLE THING THE PRESSURE MAKES OF YOU BY THE TIME THEY DO ANOTHER SPIDER-MAN

AH I SEE THAT THAT SOCIETY'S WEALTHIEST INDIVIDUALS ARE HOLDING A PUBLIC GALA AT LEAST THEY'RE BEING SURROUNDED BY A CROWD OF ANGRY- WAIT NO SORRY THOSE ARE ACTUALLY BREATHLESS ADMIRERS OH THE THEME IS "GILDED GLAMOUR" YOU DON'T SAY

I LOVE APPLYING FOR JOBS SO MANY GREAT OPTIONS WOULD I LIKE TO BE PAID POORLY OR WOULD I LIKE TO WORK FOR SOMEONE EVIL OH COOL THIS ONE IS BOTH I HOLD MY DESTINY IN MY HANDS

SAGE IS DOING A NEW GRAPHIC NOVEL THIS IS NOT A DRILLhttps://twitter.com/ironcircuscomix/status/1516522026252443648 …

MY CHILD ASKED ME ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE TODAY SO I EXPLAINED IT TO HER AND HER RESPONSE WAS VERY CUTE SHE SAID "you view society as a garden we tend together but it is a thirty car pileup we are born into. A moment of screaming with death on both ends" SOMEONE CALL ELLEN

FINALLY, A DAY FOR BRANDS TO LIE TO ME

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THE MICROPLASTICS ACCUMULATING IN MY MAJOR ORGANS ARE ALL FROM LUXURY BRANDS THANK YOU VERY MUCH

COMING THIS SPRING A NEW FACEBOOK FEATURE THAT LOCATES THE PRECISE MOMENT THAT HOPE LEFT YOUR EYES EVERYONE IS SAYING PLEASE DONT GIVE US THAT WE DONT NEED THAT

NO ONE IS CONSIDERING HOW DEVASTATING AN END TO REMOTE WORK WOULD BE FOR THOSE OF US THAT HAVE A HARD TIME STANDING UP IN CARS

SO YOU CAN SAY "OH I'M SO BURNED OUT" OR "OH I HAVE BRAIN FOG" BUT NOT "I CAN FEEL THE EVER SLOWING PULSE OF OUR WORLD AS IT LAY DYING, IT MAY NEVER AGAIN FEEL THE WARMTH OF THE SUN" GONNA TRY "MAYBE IT'S MY MATTRESS" NEXT TIME AND SEE HOW THAT GOES

VALENTINE'S DAY IS ABOUT LOVE ITS ALSO ABOUT SINGLE PEOPLE PROJECTING WEIRD STUFF ONTO COUPLED PEOPLE AND COUPLED PEOPLE PROJECTING DIFFERENT STUFF AT SINGLE PEOPLE MANKIND'S SELF AWARENESS IS AN AFFRONT TO NATURE AND THE SOONER YOU RETURN YOUR BONES TO THE GROUND THE BETTER