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@michaelneale

Magic door. co-founder @ cloudbees and other things.

Mostly Blue Mountains, Australia.
Joined April 2007

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  1. 15 hours ago

    Remember when Uni-kernels where the hot thing for a few minutes?

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  2. 15 hours ago

    You could just make up AWS service names now, no one would know. AWS Snuffle AWS Fortland AWS Prism (wait is that real?) AWS Cloud Hinge

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  3. 15 hours ago

    OH “It’s true you could say “We use *AWS ViperSting*” and people would just go “oh yeah I think I heard about that last year, cool” “And if they question it - dude, it was at re-invent. Don't you keep up to date? You gotta in our industry” via &

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  4. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    The terms “literally” and “ironic” are misused so often, it is literally ironic.

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  5. Retweeted
    Mar 28

    📦 Do you love containers? ⎈ Want to solve scalability problems? ☁️ Do the principles of Cloud Native delight you? 🌎 Want to work on a global, remote team with nice people that value collaboration? There’s a spot open on my team for a Cloud Systems engineer. DMs are open!

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  6. Mar 28
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  7. Mar 28

    I have 2 angle grinders or as I shall call them the “bash scripts of the real world”

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  8. Mar 28

    My driveway is 2 large piles of loose material on it. I expect I am meant to do something with that and a shovel.

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  9. Mar 28
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  10. Retweeted
    Mar 27
    Replying to

    we also have these partitions

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  11. Mar 27

    Sydney has a so called “Latte Line”. What does Melbourne have? huh, it doesn’t even have an (airport) train line.

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  12. Mar 27

    Annual reminder that google bills for web services here as “Google Adwords Singapore” just so you know what their core business is. If you buy a Pixel - does the receipt say “Google Adwords”?

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  13. Mar 27

    How come every fairfax graphic is a grey box these days? is something badly broken? (I know… its probably an improvement)

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  14. Mar 27
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  15. Retweeted
    Mar 27

    In a Video Call with he just introduced himself in the most Australien way and showed off a big-ass spider that invaded his office this morning. Never been happier about the power of webcams and to be safe on the other side of the world.

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  16. Mar 27

    *has another espresso*

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  17. Mar 27

    I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME

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  18. Mar 27

    I think I am like a chain smoker, only for espresso now.

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  19. Retweeted
    Mar 27

    Yep. That’s all of the words. 😒

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  20. Mar 27

    What is it with governments here and calling things “smart”? Now there is “SmartRail”

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