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@BridgetPhetasy

Verified Nobody. Voice of the Exhausted Majority. Footsoldier of the Patriarchy. Thot Leader. Bootlicker. Forrest Gump of the Culture War. Find another hero.

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined July 2008
Born November 16
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 23

    I’ve had multiple people reach out to me today & share their length of sobriety—quitting anything is hard. Getting through holidays and deaths and hearbreak is even harder. To those of you who are still going, pat yourself on the back. To those of you who slipped, keep trying. ❤️

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    4 hours ago
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    Me only replying as my misogyny takes hold

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  4. 5 hours ago

    I’m a woman and if you don’t retweet this, you’re a misogynist. Sorry. Them’s the rules.

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  5. 5 hours ago

    Barefoot.

    Replying to @BridgetPhetasy
    Okay but are you making sandwiches?
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  6. 5 hours ago

    In honor of I’m going silent.

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  7. 5 hours ago

    I’m gonna tweet like I’m a liberal at CPAC until Wednesday and THEN IT’S LENT.

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    5 hours ago
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    That’s it. I’m throwing cheese on you tonight. Get ready twitter

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  9. 5 hours ago

    Some of you are desperate to viral and it shows.

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  10. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    Day 1 of 365 days of writing prompts. Here we go: The Wall Between You & the Page

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  11. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    Starting now...Wannabe Writers unite.

    JOIN US!!!! The Phetasy Wannabe Writers Tribe Begins in 2 Days!!!
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    7 hours ago
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    "Dear God, Rubby The Robot has exceeded his programming!"

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  13. 7 hours ago

    A compliment from Chloe is like water in the desert.

    Replying to @BridgetPhetasy
    This is an incredible thread.
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  14. 8 hours ago

    It’s official. I’m off Twitter for Lent unless I’m promoting something. I already tried to say “but my thoughts are just ideas that need promoting.” Therapist spit out her coffee laughing.

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  15. 8 hours ago

    I told her. She said, “That’s not your job, Bridget.”

    Replying to @BridgetPhetasy
    I really like this therapy live-Tweet. It makes it less scary for people who are considering it. Tell her that.
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  16. 8 hours ago

    We face time so I get away with more. And I’m trying to avoid crying. Because I hate crying. She making me turn it off now though.

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    So are you just on your phone the whole time you're in session? I wouldn't be able to concentrate.
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  17. 8 hours ago

    Passed along this message. She said “Put down the phone, Bridget.”

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    Tell her that we can’t do without you for 40 days. This isn’t about you, Bridget!!!
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  18. 8 hours ago

    She’s willing to compromise and let me use the platform to promote other people and my work BUT THAT’S IT. She suggests I focus my energy on my Patreon “where people are nice to you.” Another good point. Therapist - 2 Me - 1

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  19. 8 hours ago

    I’m pushing back. I’m arguing it’s not fair to my podcast guests if I go off Twitter. Therapist seems stumped.

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  20. 8 hours ago

    Therapist wants me to go off Twitter for 40 days and write nice things to myself. This sounds like Hell. I might have to do it.

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  21. 8 hours ago

    Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my stomach always hurts when I’m seeing those ugly messy egotistical parts of myself I’d rather just not see.

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