Andrew Betts

@triblondon

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London, on occasion
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  1. Retweeted
    Jan 15

    If a deal is impossible, and no one wants no deal, then who will finally have the courage to say what the only positive solution is?

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  2. Jan 13

    Not ideal.

    Thanks to all sorts of contributions and corrections, and some further thinking from me, Version 2 of the diagram is now ready. Much more detail on consequences of No Confidence Vote.
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  3. Retweeted
    Jan 10

    Airlines need to start adding a pop-up that says “Yeah an 8:15 flight seems sort of reasonable now, but you do realize you’ll have to wake up at 5:30am for that, right?”

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  4. Retweeted
    Jan 5

    Bullingdon mess. A rum do with shrub that the mixer promises has the sweetness of the simpler Eton variety, but reveals a devisive taste and twenty year hangover, which ever recipe is served. Add a slice of English grown lemon for added irony.

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  5. Retweeted
    Jan 5
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    Angost-euro Grand Barnier Oh Jeremy Bourbon

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    Jan 5
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    Lone Island Iced Tea

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    Jan 4
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    Ama”bregret”to Sour? Bloody (Difficult) Ma r̶y Irish border coffee? Take back cointreau?

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  8. Jan 4

    I am inventing Brexit related cocktails. Please suggest ingredients. I’m thinking Dunkirk spirit and a squeeze of sour grapes might feature.

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  9. Jan 2

    Thanks to the 24 generous people who donated to or over the last week, just added it up and made my matching donation. Together we gave £3,935.

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  10. Jan 1

    Last night London dedicated eight tonnes of fireworks to the job of saying brexit can fuck off. Good job . More of that.

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  11. Retweeted
    Jan 1

    To the one million EU citizens who have made our city your home: you are Londoners, you make a huge contribution and you are welcome here. I'm proud that we welcomed in 2019 with a message of support to you. 🇪🇺

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  12. 31 Dec 2018

    It costs Britain like £30,000 PER PERSON to callously deny people who are desperate to come here. Imagine if we diverted this money to doing something useful. Donate to or in the next 7 hours and I’ll match you.

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  13. 28 Dec 2018

    Thanks to everyone that's donated, we have £1750 so far. I'm still matching donations to and until the end of the year. If you haven't supported these causes before, take a look at what they do.

    Do something for your fellow humans this new year. I'll match gifts to or up to £5000 until NYE. £10: a week's food for a family of 5. £28: literally buys christmas for someone without a home. DM me your receipt + GIFT AID it if you can.
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  14. 26 Dec 2018

    One-day Christmas read: Convenience Store Woman. For anyone lost in society, sad and inspiring in equal measures with flashes of terrifying psychopathy.

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  15. 23 Dec 2018

    Navigating the Dorset coast with my dad driving would be a recipe for open family warfare but fortunately I have the 2008 edition AA road atlas so we’ll be fine.

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  16. 22 Dec 2018

    I am very much here for handing Corbyn zealots their asses in biblical verse over 15 tweets.

    And lo, unto her did appear a host of Corbyn defenders, who did descend upon her mentions, and she was not sore afraid, because she was used to it. And the host did sing with one voice, ‘ungodly woman, thou foolest us not. We know the true reason thou despisest Saint Jeremy.’ 1
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  17. 21 Dec 2018

    We’ve reached £1000. But many have liked or retweeted without donating. If you can afford a pound, then please make a donation. Everything helps, and I really appreciate it.

    Do something for your fellow humans this new year. I'll match gifts to or up to £5000 until NYE. £10: a week's food for a family of 5. £28: literally buys christmas for someone without a home. DM me your receipt + GIFT AID it if you can.
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  18. 21 Dec 2018

    Just finished: Factfulness by Hans Rosling Hans’s inimitable style jumps out of every paragraph. A joyful read for anyone who likes to think, with applications far beyond global development.

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    20 Dec 2018

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  20. 20 Dec 2018

    I really enjoyed speaking at this conference. It very much has its own identity and feel.

    Friends! Our call for speakers have opened and we're welcoming everyone (yep, that includes YOU) in the fantastic JavaScript community to submit talks ❤️🎤 See you in Oct 2019! 👉 
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