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@MoBetterWiFi

Wi-Fi engineer for Ruckus and Black Hat; co-host of TWiET; InfoSec junky starting down the ICS rabbit hole. CWNE #264 Proud supporter of . She/Her

Texas, USA
Joined May 2012
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 16

    Neighbors helping neighbors. and organizations like and coming together. This is us.

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  2. 9 hours ago

    My part of the US is under a tornado warning. Joke's on all of y'all hoarding. (Sub-tweet: Hoarded toilet paper is going to be raining down on Russia--we're literally going to TP Russia from space. 80s kids FTW.)

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    22 hours ago

    I feel like Coronavirus related API endpoints should only be made available using SOAP

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  4. 18 hours ago

    Today, I reported an excessively needy coworker for repeatedly ignoring my requests to quit shoving her face in mine. After a quick conference with HR, she has been placed in detention until the final draft of this document is complete. Or until it's cookie time.

    My coworker yelled at some construction workers through the open window for over an hour.
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  5. Retweeted
    Mar 19

    Ok... let's do this: 2002: SARS (Secure Acute Respiratory Syndrome) was traced back to Guangdong Province, China. 2009: H1N1 (Swine Flu) was first diagnosed in two children in the United States. 2012: MERS (Middle East Respiratory Syndome) came from Saudi Arabia.

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    Sen. John Cornyn: "China is to blame because the culture where people eat bats & snakes & dogs & things like that, these viruses are transmitted from the animal to the people and that's why China has been the source of a lot of these viruses like SARS, like MERS, the Swine Flu."
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  6. Mar 18

    #4: But because I'm in deep red east Texas, I'm playing Pac Man in a world of "it's all a hoax/we don't understand science" while surrounded by old and "previous condition people".

    How isolated is everyone right now? 1: Living normal 2: Being cautious, but still going out 3: Going out as needed, mostly staying home, still seeing friends and family 4: Very limited, only going out when unavoidable and very careful contact with people 5: Full lockdown
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  7. Mar 18

    Not gonna lie--this is how I nerd. I need some marine biologists to confirm that the dolphins are still here and that nobody has seen some Little People headed toward a volcano with a ring.

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  8. Retweeted
    Mar 18

    This is not about politics!!! This is about human pieces of garbage spewing racist hate & filth when we need leadership!! As an American I’m embarrassed as a human I’m sorry! We deserve better not just Americans but humanity as a whole in this time of crisis even more so!🤨

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    Sen. John Cornyn: "China is to blame because the culture where people eat bats & snakes & dogs & things like that, these viruses are transmitted from the animal to the people and that's why China has been the source of a lot of these viruses like SARS, like MERS, the Swine Flu."
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    Mar 18

    How to work from home while home schooling successfully during a global pandemic, real talk version: 1) lol 2) this ain't happening 3) you may be working remotely, but know that none of this is remotely normal 4) hug your babies and the ones you love 5) take care of each other

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  10. Mar 18

    My coworker licked my feet and I have documented it for HR.

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  11. Retweeted
    Mar 17

    New paper in : "Our analyses clearly show that SARS-CoV-2 is not a laboratory construct or a purposefully manipulated virus."

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  12. Mar 18

    My coworker stuck her face on my keyboard to remind me that it was "cookie time." Apologies to the team that got a Slack message in hieroglyphics.

    My coworker yelled at some construction workers through the open window for over an hour.
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  13. Mar 18

    Oh no! I have to choose? Yet another reason I love this community.

    reg and schedule is UP at . There is no cost, but you *must* register for track(s) you wish to attend. Please see the page for our Slack, CTF, sponsors, swag, and other info. Any questions, DM us or hit us up on Slack. Thank you, be safe!
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  14. Mar 18

    Seeing an actual paradigm shift from the inside is surrealistic and makes you want to b-slap all those buzz-word marketing people of yore even more.

    Watching commercials is so weird right now. People are eating in restaurants, packed in busses, walking around in big groups... Time has slowed down so much it feels like looking at a past life.
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    Mar 18

    Thread: A Reminder About Russian Active Measures Remember back a few months ago when I warned you about “follow back parties” and about following every “resistance” account, and about how many of them were likely Trojan Horse bots and trolls? Well, let me remind you.

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  16. Mar 18

    Not all heroes wear capes.

    Day 3 of . Getting buggy? Imagine doing this with no internet access or shower. Youre on a team on the ground in a small town wrecked by a natural disaster. You are their link to the outside world. Sound like fun? Join us!
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  17. Mar 18

    Anyone heard from this morning?

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  18. Mar 17

    I know we're all trying to be high brow and talk about how we're doing the with the BBC or Great Courses. But TBH, I broke out the emergency chocolate and videos. No regrets.

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  19. Mar 17

    Stand back. (Stand 6' back). We're gonna need to science the shit out of this.

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  20. Mar 16

    Umm. You left out some pieces of advice from your blog...

    WORK FROM HOME TIPS: Have a routine. Shower/dress like normal. Keep a dedicated workspace. Fill a briefcase with sausages & carry it at all times. Stick to usual work hours. NEVER let raccoons trick you into trusting them with the beefcase: they dont have your interests at heart
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