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@PFTompkins

Comedian/Actorian: BoJack Horseman - Threedom - Superego - Instagram:

HOLLYWOOD, U.S.A.
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Geregistreerd in november 2008
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  1. Vastgemaakte Tweet
    4 aug. 2018

    Mama may have And papa may have But God bless the child That can leave a joke alone

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    8 uur geleden

    The Uncle Who You Think is About to Say Something Horrible Based on His Voice, Face, and Demeanor, But Then He’s Progressive! The character that’s sweeping the nation!

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  3. 9 uur geleden

    My parents died in 2007 and 2011. I’m also a childless orphan, so I speak with some authority here: she won’t be any lonelier than anyone else who is hateful and/or incompetent and if the life of a former prime minister is “horrid conditions” please sir, can I have some horr’

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  4. 9 uur geleden

    It’s completely easy not to feel sorry for her, I’m doing it right now

    This is such a haunting photo. Whatever you think about Theresa May's record as prime minister, it's impossible not to feel sorry for her as a person.
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    11 uur geleden

    The Amazing Johnathan rocks. Anyone who watched Comedy Central obsessively as a kid in the 90s knows

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    The True story of the life, death, and return of The Amazing Jonathan. 'Always Amazing' premieres June 3rd on the All Things Comedy YouTube page!
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    31 mrt. 2015

    there is only one True Path to a dad's heart

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    11 uur geleden

    Food benefits for the poor are “government dependency” while the $16 billion trade bailout is “support for farmers” according to today’s emails from the USDA

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  8. 12 uur geleden

    Now this is the kind of “Cameron” Terminator I like to see IF YOU GET THIS PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR UNDERSTANDING IN THREE EMOJOS OR LESS

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    24 mei

    no one: a job that pays you min wage: if you sit down you will be shot on sight. every customer gets one free pass to spit in your face and you must honor it. if the customer is not satisfied with their food you MUST breastfeed them NO EXCEPTIONS.

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    12 uur geleden

    Baby Finn! Dad teaching me to come, play frisbee and ‘sit’ to a whistle at 4 months old in a dog park.

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    13 uur geleden

    Want to see a bunch of 1970s British kids get electrocuted as two cartoon birds comment? OF COURSE YOU DO.

    Give a hoot - don't touch the GIANT Tesla Coil! Play Safe with RiffTrax: now available.
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  12. 14 uur geleden

    LOS ANGELES: It’s getting closer! Join me, my friends, and (maybe Upton?!) for WorkJuice Improv this Wednesday night at Dynasty Typwriter. With special guest ! Tix:

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    15 uur geleden

    How can we as a country allow a person to make laws because he heard “voices” you didn’t climb no mountain dog you didn’t pick up no tablets. God didn’t come tell you to legislate women’s lives while you were in line for a unicorn frappacino you liar.

    Florida State Rep Mike Hill says God has told him to introduce abortion bill which allows no exceptions: "God spoke to me. He said that wasn't my bill, talking about the heartbeat detection bill that I filed. "I knew immediately what He was talking about"
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    15 uur geleden

    i think i've finally figured out which character in the MCU i'd like to play ... razorbitch

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  15. 15 uur geleden

    MY NEXT AUDITION: “Okay Paul, we’re running late today so you’ll be reading just the first scene.” “Actually, I have prepared some different material.”

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    can somebody cut this into a movie trailer or something? the production value is too good.
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    24 mei

    When comedies finally abandon an overused line, dramas pick it up and spread it around for a taste of humor.

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  17. 24 mei

    There is no good explanation for this commercial not ending with the dad entering and looking exactly like the drawing. None. Is it a budget thing? Pringles ads are Game of Thrones now?

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  18. 24 mei

    This deceitful commercial CLEARLY leads us to believe we will see the child’s drawing become a hideous golem made flesh only to deny us this chilling image. For shame.

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    23 mei

    I'll never forget when flat tummy tea asked me to do a paid post and I posted this caption and they got so fucking mad at me lmfaooooooo.

    Deze media bevatten mogelijk gevoelig materiaal. Meer informatie
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    24 mei

    So apparently the Trump administration can even ruin indicting Julian Assange.

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  21. 24 mei

    🎶 I KNOW, I KNOW, IT’S SERIOOOOUS 🎶

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    peanut butter update
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