Beth Dean

@bethdean

Your friendly neighborhood lesbian satanist. Design manager @ Facebook. Semi-retired comic illustrator, mountaineer and marathoner.

San Francisco
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Joined June 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    24 Aug 2015

    I wrote about emotional intelligence in design for and I would love to hear your thoughts!

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  2. 10 hours ago

    When I came home the other night my dogs, who barely tolerate each other, were holding hands.

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  3. 17 hours ago

    In further keyboard updates, I moved to my 27th desk at work today.

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  4. Jan 12

    New gaming keyboard

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  5. Jan 5

    First hike of the new year.

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  6. Jan 5

    The other night I got trolled by what I thought would be a good Hawaiian restaurant, but was in fact a Salesforce themed Bahama Breeze.

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  7. Jan 2

    How are you gonna be this rich and not have a tank of sharks waiting to feast on your enemies

    Look at Dr. Phil's house. (It's for sale for $5.75 million.)
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  8. 22 Dec 2019

    Top 3 secret Santa gifts I‘ve given: - Machete - Segway tour* - Box of hair** *I reallllllly did not like this person **It looked just like my hair

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  9. 21 Dec 2019

    🌒 2019: 🤒Meaningful work slowly killing me 🖼Trip with friends to see my favorite painting 💣Bombed a talk for the first time 🌘2019: 😬 Took a big risk on my dream job 📚Finally built a home library 🏝Tropical vacation with a pile of books 🤞Redid talk went really well

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  10. 21 Dec 2019

    There’s an incredible show at the De Young right now

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  11. 21 Dec 2019

    All of the things I thought would be bad are good. All of the things I thought would be good are bad.

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  12. 20 Dec 2019

    Why yes I do have holiday plans thanks for asking

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  13. 19 Dec 2019

    I replayed all 3 Witcher games and reread all the books to get ready for the tv show. It had better be amazing and not a low rent GoT.

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  14. 18 Dec 2019

    Morning: sorry my brain isn’t functioning properly I haven’t had enough coffee. Afternoon: sorry my brain isn’t functioning properly I’ve had too much coffee.

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  15. 14 Dec 2019

    There are few things more disturbing to learn about oneself at 38 than that you still have a baby tooth.

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  16. 7 Dec 2019

    She hates me

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  17. 1 Dec 2019

    A couple Thanksgivings ago I rented a beach house and my dogs had such a blast.

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  18. 29 Nov 2019

    Abandoned turkey as the Thanksgiving main and never looking back.

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  19. 28 Nov 2019

    It’s precious that people want to invite me to Thanksgiving with their families since I don’t go home, as though that wouldn’t be even worse

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  20. 28 Nov 2019

    All I want Heathrow to surprise me with is enough open passport control lanes.

    . surprises U.S. flyers with Thanksgiving pumpkin pies
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  21. 28 Nov 2019

    You know you don’t actually have to go home and deal with your family

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