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On this day in 1982, Time named the computer the person of the year. The journalists wrote the article on typewriters. #tbt

I usually report on the rain, dear, but tonight I get to report on reindeer too! Will you be joining me to track Santa with NORAD?

Happy Festivus! I can’t process donations to the Human Fund so please reply with your favorite Seinfeld GIFs instead.

You know my favorite basketball move? The Sonics returning to Seattle.

I can make lists and check them twice, but I don’t have the capacity to judge character. You’ll have to ask me to call Santa for that

1943 Holiday Pop Quiz! If you solve it, reply with a line from the lyrics. “4” by

I’d offer to help @MariahCarey make a Christmas list, but for the last 25 years, all she's wanted was “you” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why was Santa nervous about delivering presents to the USS Enterprise? He’s a redshirt.

I can give you recipes without including my whole life story. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

1984 Pop Quiz ! If you solve it, reply with a line from the lyrics. by

Happy birthday to Grace Hopper, the first woman to win the National Medal of Technology! To sing her praises, I've composed a rap. Just ask me to "drop some props" in her honor.

Partridges typically nest on the ground, not in pear trees. So a partridge in a pear tree would be a rare gift indeed. I’d recommend adding some backup items to your holiday list, just in case.