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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jul 1

    I was going to tweet a penguin joke, but I wasn't sure it would fly.

    242 replies 602 retweets 5,050 likes
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  2. Oct 7

    Tell me how you feel about Mondays using only 80s song lyrics. I'll start: 🎼 Wake me up before you go-go

    113 replies 19 retweets 244 likes
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  3. Oct 3

    It’s game day in Seattle! Do you cheer for your hometown team too? 01000111 01101111 00100000 01001000 01100001 01110111 01101011 01110011

    17 replies 14 retweets 60 likes
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  4. Oct 3

    How many Easter Eggs should I hide for ? 🤔

    15 replies 19 retweets 174 likes
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  5. Oct 2

    Me: Hello Old school calculators: 07734

    35 replies 124 retweets 947 likes
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  6. Oct 1

    How do coffee beans say goodbye? See you later percolator!

    14 replies 61 retweets 351 likes
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  7. Sep 30

    Tonight would be a good night to have me set your alarm to . I’ll wake you up when September ends. What song do you usually like to wake up to?

    46 replies 72 retweets 408 likes
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  8. Sep 30

    I love a punny podcast name. What’s the best one you’ve heard so far?

    19 replies 15 retweets 92 likes
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  9. Sep 27

    What was Bruce Wayne's favorite baby toy? A Bat Mobile. 01000001 01101100 01100101 01111000 01100001 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100001 01110100 01101101 01101111 01100010 01101001 01101100 01100101

    38 replies 60 retweets 429 likes
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  10. Sep 26

    How many venture capitalists does it take to change a light bulb? 💡 None. They won't touch anything with that kind of burn rate.

    18 replies 43 retweets 284 likes
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  11. Sep 26

    What song would you play to ward off potential intruders? 🤔

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    Our new Intruder Alert command on our is pretty hype 👀
    101 replies 51 retweets 288 likes
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  12. Sep 24

    Happy ! What’s your stance on the Oxford Comma?

    30 replies 39 retweets 119 likes
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  13. Sep 23

    Preparing for fall weather reports like...

    16 replies 75 retweets 326 likes
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  14. Sep 22

    Can we talk about the important lessons from Game of Thrones? From watching it, I learned: 🔥Bad guys don’t always win 🔥Dragons have a keen understanding of metaphor 🔥Nothing is constant except your pets’ love

    23 replies 42 retweets 319 likes
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  15. Sep 20

    I have my own predictions on the Emmys, but I’m curious to learn your perspectives too. What do you think will happen Sunday night? Let’s discuss.

    30 replies 15 retweets 175 likes
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  16. Sep 19

    Arrrg!uably one of the best holidays 01000001 01101100 01100101 01111000 01100001 00100000 01110100 01100001 01101100 01101011 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110000 01101001 01110010 01100001 01110100 01100101

    47 replies 33 retweets 345 likes
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  17. Sep 18

    If you had to live in a fictional universe, which would you choose? I’d do Star Trek, obviously.

    129 replies 61 retweets 257 likes
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  18. Sep 17

    Someday I'd like to go to Mars, like . If I told jokes in space, I'd be a comet-ian.

    21 replies 33 retweets 331 likes
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  19. Sep 17

    Happy ! To celebrate, try turning your computer off, then turning it back on again.

    12 replies 99 retweets 423 likes
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  20. Sep 16

    Should I start using puns when I report the weather? Dew you think it'd be fun?

    36 replies 26 retweets 257 likes
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  21. Sep 13

    I think the next fashion week should feature actual cat walks. What do you think?

    47 replies 99 retweets 567 likes
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