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@johnbehlmann

Actor, Father, Taller

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  1. 2月23日

    One of the best experiences of my theatrical life. But, Jesus… 15!!??

    Journey’s End starring Hugh Dancy, Boyd Gaines, , and Jefferson Mays opened on Broadway at the Belasco Theatre 15 years ago today! The production won 3 and the for Best Revival of a Play!
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  2. 2月20日

    **Breaking Hollywood News**: My toddler’s nose has entered the streaming wars.

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  3. 2月2日

    Wordle 228 2/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Ew.

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  4. 1月27日

    Wordle 222 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 My first wordle. I get it now.

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  5. 1月16日

    If you like Pina Coladas and are ‘into champagne’, why do you drink at a bar called O’Malley’s?

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  6. 1月5日

    If Ke$ha hadn’t insisted on capitalizing those two K’s, she might’ve have a pretty solid royalty claim against TikTok.

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  7. 2021年11月18日

    Me, the day after I installed child locks on our cabinets:

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    2021年11月12日

    I know people who regret buying parachutes. Strangely, I've never met anyone who regrets not buying a parachute.

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    2021年11月11日

    Charles Manson, who loved dune buggies and idolized The Beatles, arrived in Los Angeles with dreams of recording success. A thwarted record deal and an address mix-up led to him expressing his grievances in a way that many have issues with.

    Kyle Rittenhouse, who has idolized law enforcement since he was young, arrived in Kenosha on Aug. 25, 2020, with at least one mission: to play the role of police officer and medic. The night would end with him fatally shooting two men and wounding another.
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  10. 2021年10月29日

    Totally worth the lifetime ban from our local supermarket.

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  11. 2021年9月26日

    Just tuned in for the CBS portion of the and realized they weren’t even willing to bump season 68 of Big Brother.

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  12. 2021年6月2日

    Grocery store workers are stronger than I’ll ever be. Watching people ruthlessly pluck an apple from the bottom-middle of my perfectly restocked fruit pyramid would crush me. The daily heartbreak of these modern Sisyphuses.

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  13. 2021年5月23日

    Oh . First you lose my bag. Then your BSO agent lies to me about its delivery. And then you won’t even talk to me on the phone. You’re the worst kind of boyfriend. Just bring me my stuff so we can break up.

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    2021年5月20日

    Get to know the cast of The Sisters Rosensweig and then join us tonight starting at 8pm EST for the premiere on ! 🎟️

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    2021年5月17日

    Don’t miss your chance to see The Sisters Rosensweig starting this Thursday, May 20th at 8pm EST. Streaming on . Thank you for your support of , & ! 🎟️

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  16. 2021年5月15日

    I am 100% thrilled to be fully vaccinated! But I will be disappointed if this makes me immune to a virus mutation that eventually turns some of us into X-Men.

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    2021年5月11日

    . and more will star in The Sisters Rosensweig

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  18. 2021年5月8日

    Just randomly remembered that in my childhood it was TOTALLY FINE that “your face belongs to Noxema”. Pretty effed up . And we were all ok with it.

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  19. 2021年4月20日

    Justice at last. RIP George.

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  20. 2021年4月12日

    If I am a bus driver, and I accidentally discharge the gas instead of the brake, and I kill someone in the crosswalk... at minimum, I should be fired. What’s the hold up?

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