stephanie

one day i hope to save up enough money to go see the great spectacle in person, in a faraway land called “brooklyn”

twitter? yes that is where i go for 4 hours a day to watch members of the new york media scene fight each other to the death

would my life feel fuller if i simply bought some bigger plants

lotta dudes who r usually like “as an Intellectual,all perspectives are valid” out here believing in the perfect unassailable objectivity of their own thought processes. dipshits lol

me? yeah i believe in the meritocrahahahapfhwhaha

there’s been a lot of Hype going around about our company culture but not enough has been said about our commitment to taco tuesday, in which we serve tacos every tuesday,

if u net delete at least 1000 lines of code u get a virtual participant sticker. at least 10000 lines and u get a real participant sticker. if u delete ur whole company u win the game

say what u want about california but it is just simply.the best place

thinking abt this one time when this german guy hitting on my friend in the club told her she had a face like a cat and then this other girl was like “what about me” and without a moment of hesitation he told her “you have a face like a robot”

the "assign to me" button is the only good jira feature literally nothing else works

one of the dumbest things u can do as a tech company is name ur super secret questionably ethical data harvesting project something cool & ominous like "project nightingale" or "project maven" or "palantir". gotta name it like "project poopoo peepee" then the public won't care

there’s some output frequency threshold at which logs stop being useful but then shortly after there’s another threshold where they start being therapeutic

very relaxing to watch log output stream up my terminal screen

living in san francisco as a single girl in 2019......honor this ultimate sacrifice

can’t believe i have to work on singles day is there no respect left for our wounded warriors

the bodybuilding dot com forums are the last pure place on the internet