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@BrianGoetz

Java Language Architect at Oracle. Author, Java Concurrency in Practice (). Also, cats.

Williston, VT
Registrerte seg mai 2008

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  1. 8. apr.

    TFW you keep clicking on the close widget of a window to no effect, and then you realize that it's a screen shot of a window.

    Angre
  2. 6. apr.

    And one bottle will last for years.

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    Universities, stop teaching UML. Take it from me. I've had over 2 million downloads of my UML tutorials. You're wasting your students' time. Teach them unit testing, version control and basic software design principles.

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  4. 6. apr.
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  5. 6. apr.

    In watching Doomsday Preppers, I always felt a little sorry for the preppers. I mean, what if you dedicated your life to prepping for the Zombie Apocalypse, and it turned out to be the EMP? You'd feel right stupid.

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  6. 6. apr.

    Also six month extension to paid United Club memberships.

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  7. 6. apr.

    And Delta and United have taken the plunge. Status for 2020 extended through 2021.

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  8. 6. apr.

    NQOH: "But this is not the apocalypse I prepped for"

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    5. apr.

    After running an experiment, and switching the fleet of our gateway components to ZGC, we saw the GC pauses went down from 30-60ms down to less than 2ms. Here's some data from one of the instances I looked up right now. 2/n

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    3. apr.

    When you have found the pug just retweet ok

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    Angre
  11. Retweetet
    3. apr.

    “Agile is dead” takes are almost always examples of a cargo cult reinvention cycle

    Angre
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    3. apr.

    Take a look at the updated "State of Valhalla" documents by , including new sections on JVM model and translation.

    Angre
  13. 3. apr.

    Hyatt has gone next. 2020 status extended through Feb 2022, and any upgrade awards that were expiring in 2020 are extended through 2021.

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    2. apr.

    Lost a dear friend yesterday. My heart aches and can’t comprehend this. So sad for his family and many other friends. Carl was a gift to so many.

    Angre
  15. Retweetet
    31. mar.

    1/ I want to share a bit about Fox News, advertisers, revenue and accountability. Let me first start by saying that, Fox News is actually suffering quite severely on the advertiser front. (The next chart will illustrate just how badly)...

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  16. 29. mar.

    Quarantine diary, day 37. Cut my own hair. Can the urine-drinking portion of the program be far off?

    Angre
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    27. mar.

    Real talk, CEO to CEO: if you have to be able to see your colleagues to know they are producing value (in person, or with spy cams), you aren't a good leader, and you don't know what "value" is.

    Angre
  18. 27. mar.

    NQOH: "duct tape and YAML files all the way down"

    Angre
  19. Retweetet
    25. mar.

    Sorbet: Typed Ruby with Dmitry Petrashko.

    Angre
  20. 25. mar.

    And ... Hilton is the first to fall. 2020 status extended through March 2022. (Too bad I don't have status with Hilton.)

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